Marauders At Night

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

alternatively: *does way too much for my body to handle* i can do more

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

I just want to get dicked down again =/

a capitalist, a communist, and a monkey walk into a bar. the capitalist orders a whiskey and pays with his own cash. the communist orders a vodka and demands that the people around him pitch in.  the monkey doesn’t have any cash nor does it have the linguistic capabilities to ask for everyone around him to pitch in, and thus it goes home thirsty and a bit sad

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

CALL OUT POST

so I made a comment about @chelseperetti ‘s voice and she fucking blocked me. like wow. what a bitch someone call her out

reblog this and you will get a random bootleg in your inbox

pls

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

fash

Hey mutuals I’m tired of waiting for @staff to give us a group chat option so let’s start a chat right here, right now.