I have acquired babey
(Β variousΒ dialogueΒ promptsΒ toΒ sendΒ toΒ yourΒ worstΒ enemyΒ (affectionate).Β feelΒ freeΒ toΒ changeΒ howΒ youΒ seemΒ fit.Β )
β oh great, it's you again. β
β you? kill me? that's funny. β
β for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. β
β you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. β
β do us both a favor. stay away from me. β
β you really are an asshole, you know that? β
β i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? β
β sometimes i think you must hate me. β
β i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. β
β if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. β
β well, someone's cranky today. β
β well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. β
β just stay out of my way. β
β of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. β
β what is it you want this time? β
β sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. β
β do you honestly think this is easy for me? β
β why would i ever want to be friends with you? β
β can we please just talk? β
β there is nothing for us to talk about. β
β you can yell at me later. just let me help you. β
β touch me, and you're dead. β
β oh, so now you care? β
β there is something deeply wrong with you. β
β i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... β
β you don't think we could be friends, do you? β
β i'm tired of fighting against you. β
β don't pretend you give a shit about me. β
β you're an idiot, but... i trust you. β
β oh, don't be cute. β
β wait, did you just say that i'm cute? β
β we're not good for each other. β
β if i say yes, will you shut up? β
β don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? β
β maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. β
β i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. β
β maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. β
β how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? β
β don't think this changes anything between us. β
β you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. β
β if you die, i'll kill you. β
β is that a challenge? β
β ah, so you're not heartless after all. β
β i don't think i've ever seen you smile. β
β you never cared about me, so why now? β
β why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? β
β i don't even remember why we started fighting. β
β i don't have time for distractions right now. β
β you're not as bad as everyone says you are. β
β enemies make the best lovers, you know. β
stuck at work so posting another plotting call
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had a busy weekend but i'll be around tomorrow after work to answer asks and whatnot
@hazbintales
So- Hazbin twt released this clip a while back to introduce Lucifer- and Im like 110% sure they know what they are doing π§ββοΈβ¨
Angel's probably in for a surprise tho...
"Oh, sweetie, some of them like it when you do that."
"I have the spray bottle when this sinday comes back around."
"But Charlie, how are they going to know how to come home if I don't count them..." his words come out slurred and half mumbled as he struggled to keep his eyes open to speak to his daughter.
Something about her tucking him into bed felt wrong, but he was too far gone to really give it much thought. It just felt nice to have someone taking care of him again...
@helluvahotpot βΈ» Drinking starters. / Accepting
βI want to go to sleep but I canβt find any sheep.β lucifer to charlie
Charlie smiled at her drunk father, moving to hold him up. She could smell the alcohol on him, and she slowly moved him up the stairs to go to his room. When she laid him down and he spoke to her, she looked at him in a bit of confusion before it hit her. Usually you counted βsheepβ if you couldnβt sleep. She offered him a sympathetic smile.
β Oh dad, you donβt need to count some sheep tonight, okay? Just close your eyes and try and get some rest. β She said softly, moving to tuck him in. Β
He eagerly reaches for one only for his hands to pass right through it. He scowls and immediately tries to flip the plate out of Adam's hand only to fail at that too.
"Real funny, dickhead," he grouses in annoyance.
"BBQ ribs. Here, try one!"
Theyβll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they donβt want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
Be as basic or detailed as youβd like!
hellaverse multimuse // highly selective & mutuals only // penned by zen
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