Me: Does One Draft Me: Okay My Job Here Is Done

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

catfish sentence starters

“you are a shameful citizen!”

“can someone be fucking honest?”

“what you see is what you get.”

“i never said nothing is my fault.”

“you look so gross right now.” 

“my granny’s computer was garbage.”

“we were kind of soulmates.” 

“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”

“then why the fuck are we here?”

“this is just something i do.”

“that’s you taking care of your business.” 

“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”

“okay. wow. that’s funny.”

“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”

“this is gonna’ be fun.”

“i love both of them.” 

“i don’t really care anymore.”

“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”

“you’re literally fishing.”

*sarcastic clapping*

“have you ever heard of destiny before?”

“what kind of money?”

“you guys know each other, clearly.”

“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”

“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”

“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”

“he was dead for a couple of days.” 

“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”

“like, 100%.”

“so i’m just a story for you?”

“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”

“a lot has transpired!”

“let me stop you for a second.” 

“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”

“good morning, handsome!”

“but are you in love with me?”

“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”

“wait, no no no.”

“thank you, you’re dismissed.”

“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”

“me me me me me me me!”

“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”

“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”

“you really did love me?”

“okay, that’s your opinion.”

“well that’s very unfortunate.”

“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”

“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”

“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”

“i don’t get it.”

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Starter Call

name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.

capping at 5 for now

stuck at work so posting another plotting call

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got my pinned post officially up! tomorrow i shall work on moving my drafts and inbox asks from my other blog to here~

He cupped a hand around the side of his head. "What's that Moxx? You want met to turn it up?"

Without waiting for the other to respond he proceeds to amp up the volume to the max it can go.

"Uh sir?" Moxxie came up to Blitz. "That music is kinda loud, don't you think, sir?"

Multimuse blogs, reblog this for your followers to send in an ask telling you who their favorite muse of yours is and why!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲.

ind . zestial account , mutuals only , as written by jack .

about. rules. mains list.

He eagerly reaches for one only for his hands to pass right through it. He scowls and immediately tries to flip the plate out of Adam's hand only to fail at that too.

"Real funny, dickhead," he grouses in annoyance.

"BBQ ribs. Here, try one!"