VOX WINNING “HOTTEST CHARACTER IN HAZBIN HOTEL” LET’S GOOOOO 💙💙💙💙💙 (first Post Here

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Oh, no way. There was absolutely no way-

A smirk slowly curls across his face showing off sharp teeth before he let's out a gleeful little giggle, hand coming up to cover his mouth. "Don't think I didn't notice you avoiding my question there. Striker, are you a-" He cups the side of his mouth as he leans over and loudly whispers the next word, "Virgin?"

@helluvahotpot replied to your post.

blitzø vc, in the most judgey voice: uh, have you ever HAD sex before?? what kind of dumb fuck question is that?!

❝A serious one, Blitzy. You all make it your whole personality.❞

got my pinned post officially up! tomorrow i shall work on moving my drafts and inbox asks from my other blog to here~

Oh, this was awkward- How to let the pink demon down without- Oh. Oh, good, he was only joking.

"A-ha, very funny," he said, quickly moving past the uncomfortableness he felt at the other hitting on him. He had something of a rule against sleeping with Sinners, unless they were his wife. Oh, and Charlie's friends. That was a big no no for him, too.

He cleared his throat and smiled. "Oh, you know, here and there," and by that he meant in his new tower he'd attached to the hotel when they rebuilt it. "And you?"

Awkwardly he looked around again just to double check he was the only one in the room. "Oh, hmm, well- aha," he laughed awkwardly and clapped his hands together and took a step to the side.

"Well, um, as fun as that sounds, I think I'm going to have to pass."

Starter Call

name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.

capping at 5 for now

catfish sentence starters

“you are a shameful citizen!”

“can someone be fucking honest?”

“what you see is what you get.”

“i never said nothing is my fault.”

“you look so gross right now.” 

“my granny’s computer was garbage.”

“we were kind of soulmates.” 

“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”

“then why the fuck are we here?”

“this is just something i do.”

“that’s you taking care of your business.” 

“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”

“okay. wow. that’s funny.”

“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”

“this is gonna’ be fun.”

“i love both of them.” 

“i don’t really care anymore.”

“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”

“you’re literally fishing.”

*sarcastic clapping*

“have you ever heard of destiny before?”

“what kind of money?”

“you guys know each other, clearly.”

“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”

“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”

“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”

“he was dead for a couple of days.” 

“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”

“like, 100%.”

“so i’m just a story for you?”

“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”

“a lot has transpired!”

“let me stop you for a second.” 

“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”

“good morning, handsome!”

“but are you in love with me?”

“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”

“wait, no no no.”

“thank you, you’re dismissed.”

“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”

“me me me me me me me!”

“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”

“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”

“you really did love me?”

“okay, that’s your opinion.”

“well that’s very unfortunate.”

“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”

“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”

“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”

“i don’t get it.”

BLOOD RELATED PROMPTS

requested by my bestie 

WORDS: 

“  is that your blood?  ”

“  woah—  hold up you’re bleeding.  ”

“  your bandages— you’re bleeding through them.  ”

“  shit,  i think i pulled my stitches.  ”

“  i’ll make them bleed for this.  ”

“  a little blood never never hurt anyone.  ”

“  why the fuck is there blood on the carpet?  ”

“  your nose is bleeding.  ”

“  you can make me bleed all you want,  i’ll never scream for you.  ”

“  you don’t understand,  i had to do it.  i had to kill them.  ”

“  stop fussing— this isn’t my blood.  ”

“  i did what was necessary.  ”

“  why are you bleeding?  what happened?  ”

“  who hurt you?  why is there blood all over you?  ”

“  i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed.  ”

“  who did you kill?  whose blood is that?  ”

“  i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person,  but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood.  ”

“  i don’t actually enjoy killing.  it’s messy.  the blood gets everywhere.  it’s just necessary sometimes.  ”

“  it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way.  blood on snow.  the kind of thing you usually only see in stories.  ” 

“  i can’t get it off—  i can still feel it on me!  ”

“  just calm down.  breathe.  i’ll take care of this.  ”

“  hold still— you’ve got blood on your face.  ”

“  why is there blood on your knife?  ”

“  oh,  it’s just a little bit of blood.  don’t nutsack out.  ”

“  i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood.  nice and slow.  like you deserve.  ”  

“  i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again.  ”

“  your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside.  ”

“  there’s something fascinating about blood.  it’s captivating. ”

“  blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.  ”

“  you made me bleed on my shirt—  i fucking loved this shirt!  ”

“  leave me alone,  it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets.  ”

“  should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink?  ”

“  do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood?  ”

ACTIONS: 

[ ALONE ]  for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves. 

[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves. 

[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone. 

[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone. 

[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime. 

[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime. 

[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood. 

[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood. 

[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver. 

[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender. 

[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.  

[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed. 

[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed. 

[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed. 

[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

[ FABRIC ] for receiver to realize sender is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

@demonsdealings said: Having something forbidden is exciting, don't you agree? (Alastor to Lucifer)

Lucifer narrowed his eyes at the other, studying him to try to figure out what he was thinking with that comment before he smirks slightly, a look of deep amusement taking over his expression.

"You do know who I am, right? I am the Original Tempter. Tee-Em," he stated proudly, then leaned up towards the deer demon, eyebrows dancing along his brows suggestively.

"I know all about forbidden...fruit. And all the excitement it can bring."

@helldrip wanted a little deer man

Voxtek Enterprises.

The garish building wasn't one Alastor would normally deign to step foot into, but the Vees were causing issues for Charlie and the hotel (and by extension- him) and well, that just wouldn't do. He was here to solve these issues before they became a bigger nuisance to him.

His steps make a light clacking sound on the tile as he walks across the large lobby, peering around with the usual sharp-toothed smile on his face taking in every detail of the interior of the large building.

Overcompensating much, Vox? he thinks to himself as he takes in the large building, a small hum off amusement accompany the thought. Oh, how he hopes he has a chance to make the comment to the other sinner in person. Vox's reactions to his jabs were always delightful.

He's almost to the front desk when a figure catches his eye. Not the one he was looking for, per se, but one that would work just as well for what he needed.

"Velvette, dear!" he calls out, arms opening wide as he approaches her, then stops abruptly a few feet away from her, cane making a tiny clicking sound as it hits the floor between his feet. He leans forward, hovering over her, broad smile still in place.

"Could I bother you for a moment, hm?"

@hazbintales said: ❛ just stay out of my way. ❜ ( striker to blitz)

He squares up his shoulders, standing at his full height, even if Striker still towered over him. He wasn't intimidated by him.

"OR maybe you stay out of my way. Ever think of that, asshole," he said, poking the cowboy in the chest with a sharp finger.