@helldrip Said: [ Bee To Lucifer ] Is This U

Send me ✍️ + a muse, and I’ll try my hand at writing as them

"Is that from personal experience, your highness?" Husk asked with a raised eyebrow of doubt.

  ❝ self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys. ❞ 

catfish sentence starters

“you are a shameful citizen!”

“can someone be fucking honest?”

“what you see is what you get.”

“i never said nothing is my fault.”

“you look so gross right now.” 

“my granny’s computer was garbage.”

“we were kind of soulmates.” 

“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”

“then why the fuck are we here?”

“this is just something i do.”

“that’s you taking care of your business.” 

“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”

“okay. wow. that’s funny.”

“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”

“this is gonna’ be fun.”

“i love both of them.” 

“i don’t really care anymore.”

“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”

“you’re literally fishing.”

*sarcastic clapping*

“have you ever heard of destiny before?”

“what kind of money?”

“you guys know each other, clearly.”

“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”

“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”

“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”

“he was dead for a couple of days.” 

“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”

“like, 100%.”

“so i’m just a story for you?”

“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”

“a lot has transpired!”

“let me stop you for a second.” 

“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”

“good morning, handsome!”

“but are you in love with me?”

“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”

“wait, no no no.”

“thank you, you’re dismissed.”

“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”

“me me me me me me me!”

“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”

“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”

“you really did love me?”

“okay, that’s your opinion.”

“well that’s very unfortunate.”

“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”

“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”

“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”

“i don’t get it.”

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

stuck at work but if anyone wants to plot my ims are open 👀

Heavy metal music played in the background as he sang and, headbanged along

"Nipple juice on my asshole...!"

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

Independent, Private, & selective multimuse blog for Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel Written and loved by Alyssa

CARRD || MEMES

so I made a rp server if anyone is interested in joining! just message me for a invite link!

only lucifer, alastor, and angel dust are taken so far. everyone else is free!