Internet Memes Don't Often Make Me Laugh Out Loud...

I have a friend who's in driver's Ed help growing up shouldn't happen this fast

Update: she passed drivers Ed and just needs more hours of driving before she can take the test.

Update: Oh she got her license like a month ago now by the way and I practiced driving with my dad earlier

Update: I have had a driver's license for nearly 6 months

Back from summer camp

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

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Help out an innocent teenager

It's not if you're 'worthy' of heaven that the world is supposed to test. No one is worthy of heaven at all, except God, but He sacrificed His son to let us have His worthiness. Hard things are to help you become a better person, and closer to God- have you ever met someone who hasn't suffered? But we can get through the bad earthly things with God and appreciate the good ones all the more with Him. It's an entirely different concept.

Clumsy Clark Kent- part 4 (an epilogue)

The news story went up in the paper. It was all over the internet. The entire east coast was in scandal mode. Everyone was coming up with creative death threats for lex Luthor, and he was finally, FINALLY going to court.

The reporters at the Daily Planet were satisfied with their work. They felt like they had done it well. Ma and Pa Kent were trying not to go off about the amount of danger Clark had put himself in.

And Perry White- PERRY WHITE- told them good job.

The end.

You're too manly and opinionated to be a Christian woman. They are dainty, softspoken, meek, and childlike. They only speak when ordered to and they DO NOT argue with men.

lol

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

Wish me luck

This is epic and I don't mean to break the mood but cowboys are very much still a thing

They outlived samurai and we cry for them 🥲

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(