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a digital painting of doechii in the music video for her song โ€œnissan altimaโ€. she is seen from the waist up leaning forward with a light blue nissan altima car behind her. she has dark skin and is wearing a white tank top, jeans, a silver chain necklace, and silver hoop earrings. her hair is in bantu knots, and sheโ€™s wearing green eye contacts and face tape.

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1 month ago

Care to share with the class?

Making my little sister identify random Star Trek characters:

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

White Bread:

โ€œIf the computer ever doesnโ€™t work, he sticks his finger in the socket and becomes the computer.โ€

โ€œHe hasnโ€™t been outside in like, 80 years.โ€

โ€œHe cuts his own hair.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Charles Xavier:

โ€œHeโ€™s Captain Kirkโ€™s father.โ€

โ€œHe comes onto the ship only for parent observation day, and he enjoys a good doughnut.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Banana:

โ€œHe chose his name based on the color of his shirt. When you join the space, they let you pick a new name.โ€

โ€œHe works in the cafeteria, but everybody hates it because he only serves bananas.โ€

(This child has watched the original series. I donโ€™t understand.)

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Martha John:

โ€œShe used to be a nun, but she liked the space life instead, so she quit the sisterhood and joined the space.โ€

โ€œWhite Bread cuts her hair too, with computer-like precision.โ€

โ€œShe hosts the shipโ€™s karaoke party every Friday, and always opens with โ€˜My Heart Will Go Onโ€™.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Darren:

โ€œHeโ€™s the head of weaponsโ€ (said after I insisted that the ship has to have people with practical skills and not just party organizers.)

โ€œWhen he joined, everyone thought he was so pretty they put his picture up everywhere.โ€

โ€œHe studies aliens but only the little ones.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Winkle:

โ€œThey rescued Winkle from a bacon farm.โ€

โ€œThey give him a spray tan when he feels sad.โ€

โ€œHis job on the ship is heโ€™s an emotional support animal, but heโ€™s also a man.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Sansha:

โ€œWhatโ€™s on her head?โ€

โ€œOkay she studies space bugs, but when she flies around in space her visit only covers part of her face, so thereโ€™s bug debris.โ€

โ€œShe doesnโ€™t like Winkle because heโ€™s not a bug.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

โ€œFirst name: He. Last name: Hearsโ€

โ€œHeโ€™s the professional โ€˜spakeup artistโ€™ (space makeup artist). His job is to make them all look good.โ€

โ€œEars are in style right now.โ€

โ€œHis eyeshadow is on fleek.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Dan:

โ€œJust an ordinary man.โ€

โ€œHis part-time job is fixing the shipโ€™s engines. His full-time job is being a footrest. He sits down and lets people rest their feet on him.โ€

โ€œTheyโ€™re not sure heโ€™s human but donโ€™t question him because he might have a deeper power.โ€

Making My Little Sister Identify Random Star Trek Characters:

Lieclops:

โ€œHe lies.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s in charge of alien communications because he speaks a bunch of languages, but he only knows how to lie.โ€

โ€œHe has no eyes, only lies. Thatโ€™s his motto. โ€˜All lies, no eyesโ€™.โ€

3 weeks ago

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and thatโ€™s my least favorite thing about growing up

3 months ago

Everyone hating one person is literally not how it works. Yell 'I'm being goob' in your head come on

sometimes when Iโ€™m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself โ€œyouโ€™re being goob. you are being goob right nowโ€

3 months ago
Https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/im-broke-and-friendless-and-ive-wasted-my-whole-life.html
Https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/im-broke-and-friendless-and-ive-wasted-my-whole-life.html

https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/im-broke-and-friendless-and-ive-wasted-my-whole-life.html

4 months ago

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

1 year ago

Clark: Bruce Bruce what is this 9 yr old Dick: :D Clark: Bruce Bruce, haggard, injecting 5 hour energy straight into his arm: baby bird Clark: you can't let a child fight crime Bruce, near tears: you want to try and stop him? please for the love of God Clark try please Dick: I'm gonna do murder! Dick: *cartwheels* Clark: oh no Bruce: that's what I said

2 months ago

Oh my GOODNESS I'm not alone

I know, like, my daily schedule from the age of 3 on. I remember my first birthday party. I remember how terrifying the whole world was and no one seemed to care??? Or the things your brain would make up against your will to scare you and you KNEW it wasn't real but you still had to act like it was bc the longer you look the worse it gets. Or everyone yelling at you for things you don't understand and no one has actually bothered to explain because they forgot we're not born knowing crawling on the bathroom floor is 'gross.'

A friend has once again brought it to my attention that it is unusual to have an intact chronological memory of life prior to age 12 and you know whatโ€™s weird to ME is that the rest of yall forgot how to sing the clean-up song

3 months ago
He Just Keeps Leaning Farther And Farther

He just keeps leaning farther and farther

me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

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