I’m bored
send me genshin rarepairs and I’ll make some headcanons and scenarios for them
January 27th, 2021
I return with more Sky memes
Those godforsaken darkness trees, in the Golden Wasteland especially, make me crave violence. I’ve gotten better at burning them since I started drawing this, but still. Having something more potent than a candle would be great, thanks 🙃
This was a fun piece to work on! Lots of different methods of drawing and painting all crammed together with like 10 adjustment layers on top, eheheh
no but happy “womb eviction day” is the new Happy Birthday, anyone who says otherwise will be put back in the womb
Happy womb eviction day
I’ve been 25 for an hour now (officially at 6am) I’m now what one would call a “mature adult”
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How talk would you say each ninja is to each other? Shortest to tallest kinda thing
Jay is the tallest
God each second I look at it it gets better,,,,,
Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
hello????? Underrated artist??? Underrated writer??? How do your posts get barely any traction im following you right now shssghs
honestly idk how I got here bcuz it was my first time writing ever, but still I’m very grateful ya’ll like my bullshit :’)
Warnings: swearing
aye liyue time
Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun
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short answer: old man 🫵
as usual, he always has the best stories
like audible who??
don’t bring him to any stores tho
you will lose so much money
as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff
you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card
“jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”
imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA
best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again
-5 points due to high money consumption :’)
same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much
will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap
or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave
“Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”
if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while
he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays
on that note
AO3.
keep him away from it for his own sake.
she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD
keep her away from any prank related channels
otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor
“does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”
meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍♀️
also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN
I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it
bestie would be running around so much
looking at all the spooky stuff
she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl
Oh my sweet baby boy
he would be the target of so many pranks
also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM
if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol
maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because
you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself
“Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”
pat pat
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Regarding the poses meme you reblogged, I can see me (Jussy) and Cooper in pose #1, if that's okay? X3 If not, no worries~
It was a lil tough since Cooper isn't bipedal, but I hope ya like it!
[reblogs are appreciated!]
Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned
Reverse isekai time yall!!!!
Characters: Fischl, Bennett, Noelle
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to be honest, you’re a lot less surprised than you were expecting
‘characters from your favorite franchise pop out of the game/show/movie and into the real world, hijinks ensue’…
.. you feel like you’ve read this before
your friends? unsurprisingly not as chill as you
“SOMEONE SLAP ME I MUST BE DREAMING” “gladly—” “____ don’t.”
depending on who’s the most into roleplay or dnd, they’d be the closest to Fischl
ya’ll this girl would absolutely love larping and cosplay
I imagine she’d first find out about it when you and your friends get ready for a cosplay and dnd convention (which I plan on writing properly)
“Oh great creators, I request thou may give thy Prinzessin more of this bubble te- Uhm.. am I interrupting something?”
they’d, of course, bring her along and tell her alllll about it
and lemme tell you, first day of the con, she’s already hooked
and within days, lo and behold! she becomes a regular cosplayer and the resident tumblr girl
you might wanna save up a bit more for tickets
right off the bat, you hear a plate break in the kitchen
most of you rush to see what happened
aaand Bennett is frantically trying to sweep all of it out of the way while apologizing
ofc, you can’t be m a d at him
so u just help him bring the bowls to Noelle so she can make her pancakes :D
he’d be a bit bummed out bcuz of the lack of adventuring areas
I imagine he’d like korean bbq tho
whether you decide you all go out to eat, or you decide to make the food at home, he’d absolutely love how easy it was to cook it himself!
even with a few burns here or there, he’d still rate it at least 8/10
don’t give him any soy sauces with chilis tho
his absolute favorite thing though? online rpgs ofc
adventuring entirely other worlds??? without any hurt????? sign this precious boy up!
all in moderation ofc, he still loves exploring irl
I imagine he’d think of it as a break from the hurt
he always runs out of stamina tho :(
SWEET BABY NOELLE—
she would try to do everything for you
laundry, cooking, cleaning, you name it
“as a token of gratitude for letting them stay” she’d say
she’d be amazed by the washing machine, lets be honest (aren’t we all to an extent??)
I feel like she’d always cook breakfast and some snacks, but that’s about it
anything else and she’d give ya’ll food poisoning /lh
but like, make sure to let her rest every once in a while, y’know?
bby needs her R&R
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