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Warnings: swearing
aye liyue time
Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun
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short answer: old man 🫵
as usual, he always has the best stories
like audible who??
don’t bring him to any stores tho
you will lose so much money
as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff
you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card
“jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”
imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA
best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again
-5 points due to high money consumption :’)
same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much
will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap
or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave
“Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”
if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while
he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays
on that note
AO3.
keep him away from it for his own sake.
she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD
keep her away from any prank related channels
otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor
“does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”
meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍♀️
also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN
I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it
bestie would be running around so much
looking at all the spooky stuff
she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl
Oh my sweet baby boy
he would be the target of so many pranks
also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM
if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol
maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because
you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself
“Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”
pat pat
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.
i can assure you the shame here is not on me
Screenshot that my friend took because my kuya was on fire and no one else saw it-
hello????? Underrated artist??? Underrated writer??? How do your posts get barely any traction im following you right now shssghs
honestly idk how I got here bcuz it was my first time writing ever, but still I’m very grateful ya’ll like my bullshit :’)
I bet like at least 10 people will start making purple guy references
Saw this sneaky man in the almond cookie video
My finger: Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this-
First chapter cover art! I’m really proud of it ^^