pairing: chris x reader (imagining this with re6 or re8 chris)
cw: hate sex (they actually don't hate each other tho), oral, p in v, some degradation, incredible confidence in the pull-out method lmao
summary: you are on chris' squad and he's the captain, but you have the hots for him, so you push his buttons on purpose. when you bicker in your motel room, one thing leads to another and...
a/n: idk? i wasn't gonna post this bc i posted hate sex w/ leon, but what am i gonna do? leave it in the drafts? no
wc: 1.8k
It’s a dingy motel, but it looks like paradise when you’ve spent the last two weeks in a tent. At least they have running water. You get your own room because you’re the girl in the group, which everyone bemoans. You’re just one of the guys to them, at least, when it comes down to choosing how to delegate the beds. Chris lets you have your own room. He’s still the Captain, though, so when he asks if he can use your shower, you agree, avoiding the argument. When he exits the shower - just a towel wrapped around his waist, something you’re trying hard to ignore - he’s grumbling about how you used up all the hot water, and it doesn't really matter if that’s true or not because you’re both on edge and likely to explode at each other at any opportunity.
“Wow, can’t believe you have the audacity to ask me to use my shower in my room and then complain that I used the hot water?” You’re only somewhat irritated with him, but your words are laced with bitterness.
“Are you serious right now? I’m the boss here, and I could just as well kick you out of this room and have it to myself.”
He’s right, but it’s not fair. More importantly, you’re agitated. Exhaustion? Hunger? Pent-up sexual frustration that threatens to break now that the man you’ve been drooling over for years is almost naked in front of you?
“So what? You want me to say thank you, Chris, sorry, I mean, Captain, for being so, so nice to me.”
You know how much he hates being called by his first name out in the field, so you taunt him with it on purpose.
“Why do you insist on pushing my buttons?”
“You started it!”
“Are you a fucking child? Because you’re acting like one.”
Chris would rarely fight a woman, but you’re not any woman. You’re constantly bitching at him, going against his orders, and you’re sexy as hell when you’re mad. Plus, he’s seen you fight - verbally and physically - and metaphorically, you’re entirely within his weight class.
“You’re the one who started complaining, that’s all I’m saying. Can you just leave me alone? I’m stressed enough as it is.” “You think you’re the only one? I’m trying to keep my cool because one of us has to, and you don’t know how to hold your tongue.”
“Don’t keep your cool, then. Hit me with it.”
You’re not even into degradation. You just like the way his voice gets deeper, more gravely when he’s pissed off.
“You’re a bitch, you’re a brat, you’re self-entitled, too stubborn to admit when you’re wrong, and you’re a goddamn pain in my ass.”
“Is that all? I thought you could be nastier than that.”
“Nasty? You want me to play nasty, huh? I would say that since you can’t do field work and you can’t do desk work, then maybe you’d be more useful on your knees under the desk, but you know what? More than anything, you’re disobedient, so I doubt you’d even be able to take cock like a good girl.”
“Sorry that I don’t fulfill your perfect submissive fantasies. Doesn’t mean I’m not any good on my knees.”
“Really? Then prove it.”
“That’s what you want?”
Both of you are running on auto-pilot, completely enraptured by the thrill of anger and arousal. He wants to sink his teeth into your skin and you want to drag your nails down his. Flesh on flesh, hot and sweaty. The closest you’d ever been to sex was sparring. He had you pinned to the mat. You needed to pick a different partner because you couldn’t learn when you got dizzy every time you tried to train with Chris.
“Yeah, I’ll give it a trial run, see if it’s worth it, and maybe if you can satisfy me, you can still have a job working for me.”
You stand there for a moment, stunned into silence, working on forming a sentence, but no words come out. Chris raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down. He isn’t backing down from your proposition. If it were any other man, you would walk out the door - not before spitting in his face or kneeing him in the balls, but this is Chris, this is different.
You’ve wanted to sleep with him since the day you met him. You butted heads constantly because you were both stubborn and happened to be on different sides of every issue. Also, you learned early on that you got more attention for being obnoxious, so as long as you weren’t out in the field, in a life-threatening scenario, you intentionally pushed his buttons. He almost caught onto your little charade once.
“How are you able to cooperate out in the field, but in the office, you have to argue with every word that comes out of my mouth?”
He’d gotten real in your face with that one. Hand on the desk next to him, cornering you so you couldn’t scurry away (not like you ever would). Most girls would’ve apologized to scary Captain Redfield, but not you. You went home and immediately grabbed your vibrator from your bedside table and replayed the conversation.
He’s winning, but he was always going to win. You’re playing a long game that he isn’t privy to, one that you’d always lose.
You sink to your knees. You’re a little sad that he doesn’t make you beg for it, but you go ahead with undoing his belt and getting his pants down his thighs. You presumed that he would be big - you thought you’d caught a glimpse of the bulge in his pants once, but you couldn’t be sure, and what were you gonna do? Ask him?
Once he’s down to only his underwear, your suspicions are confirmed. It’s a little intimidating, actually. Do or die. You take his dick out, only to find out that it barely fits in your hand. Sure, your hands are small, but you can hold a handgun. You struggle with bigger guns (and bigger dicks as it turns out). You lazily stroke him, looking up into his eyes, and he looks pleased - smug, really. For once, it feels like you’re on the same team. You’re both winning when his cock is down your throat. The only courtesy he gives you is a makeshift ponytail so you don’t get hair in your mouth. He doesn’t give you an ounce of sympathy when you choke. You look prettiest with tears in your eyes. He knows you’ll smack him on the thigh if you want him to stop - and you hit hard.
Not today. You suppress your gag reflex and breathe through your nose. It isn’t the hardest thing you’ve done today. You fought off a horde of zombies that morning - sucking dick is nothing. You’re not new to either.
You’re about to break Chris’ composure. You feel him throb in your mouth. But he pulls away in time. You won’t win that easily. Maybe you are still fighting.
You stand up, still in a haze.
“Are you just gonna stand there or are gonna strip?”
You walk backwards to the bed and let him follow you. You rid yourself of your shirt and pants on the way there. You sit down and take off your bra without breaking eye contact. You spread your legs before taking off your panties and start to touch yourself while he watches. He tries to hide how much the show you’re giving him affects him.
You can tell he’s flustered when he pushes you onto the bed and says “Save the theatrics.” You think he’s going to kiss you, but instead he bites your bottom lip. Two can play the teasing game. You grab his face and pull him into a kiss and he lets you.
He rubs his cock along your folds and says, “Are you always this wet?”
Around him? Yes, actually. You’re too wet for words now, so you’re lucky it’s rhetorical.
He hesitates. Neither of you thought to bring condoms on a mission.
“Just pull out,” you say, “if you can.”
“Trust me, I’ve been in this game longer than you’ve been alive-”
“Slut,” you say under your breath.
“Me? You’re the one who’s spent the past year trying to get me to fuck you.”
You go slack-jawed. One, because the cocktail of pleasure and pain you feel when he slips inside you is heavenly and two because you realize he’s known you wanted this the whole time.
“How’d you know?” you try to ask, but it comes out less than inteligible, covered by a strangled moan.
“Like I said, I’ve been doing this a long time. Your little act was obvious.”
Seems like it worked out in your favor. Too bad you’re getting pounded into the mattress and can’t get out a clever retort. Your brain is useless, you’ve lost all words besides his name.
“I would’ve fucked you a long time ago if I’d known you feel this fucking good.”
He lifts your legs up, and puts them over his shoulders. Your moans are almost screams. The pleasure is overwhelming.
“Do you ever shut up? What’s everyone else gonna think when they hear you?”
They’re definitely going to hear you. It’s a good thing you don’t care.
Chris’ hand wraps around your throat, but he waits until you nod - immediately, enthusiastically - to press his fingers down. You feel oddly safe knowing that he knows how to choke you out - you assume it means he also knows how to avoid choking you out. The pressure restricts your airways just enough to make you feel lightheaded.
You’re finally a little quieter. For once, he liked you loud. Your constant complaints are a nuisance to his eardrums, but your moans are gorgeous. Chris’ other hand plays with your clit, bringing you closer to your peak.
You have to cum first. There’s a split second where he worries you won’t and you’ll drag him over the edge first, forcing him to cum inside you. The disobedient bratty side of you takes over and you do try to hold out, you clench your inner walls just to watch his self-restraint falter. But the sight of him above you, his heavy breathing, swears muttered through gritted teeth, the feeling of him buried to the hilt inside you - it’s too much.
Your back arches off the bed, your legs tremble and you soak the sheets as your orgasm takes you by surprise. Chris barely pulls out in time, cumming on your stomach as you try to catch your breath. You’re still shaking when he falls on the bed next to you.
“Goddammit,” he sighs, “you’re great in the field and in the bedroom.”
“Roger that, Captain.”
He laughs. “I never thought I’d say this, but please, just call me ‘Chris’.”
“I’ll remember that for round two.”
Daryl’s Photographer
he pretends like he doesn’t see you taking pictures of him
(images from pinterest, not mine)
gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Commonwealth diner Waiter: What would you like?
Y/N: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.
Daryl, blushing: I—
Y/N, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this!!
Daryl: …
hai I saw ur taking requests an was wondering if you could do something with season one daryl? where the reader used to know merle before the outbreak and merle tries to set you up with daryl? so his “baby brother” can finally lose his v card? thank you so much if you do xD
Yes! Got this a while ago so will probably wrap it up tonight or tomorrow.
Stars in The Dark part 2?👀
Yes 🖐️ Send me more details on what you're imagining 👏
Today was my birthday and I got the rare stew and some banging slippers. All that's missing is Daryl or Frank Castle penis. Either will work I am not picky
There was so much tongue that if it was literally any other human I would've pushed him off and vomited but it was Daryl Dixon bro ✋✋✋
Oh my GOD I had a dream Daryl was a family friend and he came over and got all cleaned up to ask me on a date and I was like "oh mama you don't need to do that for me put that grease back in your hair and put that stanky tanktop back on"
He kissed like a wet fish but it was SO FUCKING HOT
replaying leon's A route in re2, have these
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thinking about amnesia eric from season 4… he was so softtt
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