Heartz-for-sage - Stupid 101

damn it neil. the name is nuwanda *with tears in eyes but still a girlboss*

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

And people say they weren’t gay, yeah alright bud

being good at everything but excellent at nothing

ask me about it actually

get this to 50 notes

the urge to make to blogs for all of my OCs even tho nobody will understand who tf they are >>>

help i feel like i alr reblogged but it didn’t work and i can’t see my tag i think my thingy is broken

i hope this boy continues to haunt your dreams

naur☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️