Heartofadreamer - Hello!

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Text reads "This is Smaug, the dragon from the Hobbit. Smaug famously stole a mountain full of gold. So full that he sleeps buried under gold. We're talking literally tons and tons of gold by weight.

Forbes tracks Smaug as the second wealthiest fictional character. He had been first, but the price of gold took a tumble more his vast, overwhelming fortune is only worth $51,400,00 0,000.00. Or $51.4 billion.

That means EVEN THOUGH he has an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN full of almost nothing but solid gold , Smaug would be ranked at the FIFTEENTH wealthiest American.

Fourteen Americans have more money than a gold-hoarding dragon.

Please consider that next time you say deca-billionaores deserve their wealth and shouldn't pay their employees livable wages.

Image below of Smaug covered in gold. All you can see is his eye.

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-fae

mbti type titles makeover

So I figured none of the names really fit you guys so I decided to give u some new ones (this has probs been done tbh):

(i’m kidding btw)

ENFP: The Inspirers *rom com music begins playing* The One INFP: The Idealists The Baby ENFJ: The Protagonist The One Who Was Like and Then I Was Like and Then INFJ: The Advocate The Limited Edition Collector’s Type ENTP: The Visionary The Actual Worst ™ INTP: The Architect That One. That One There. Wait. Where’d They Go? ENTJ: The Commander Fear Itself INTJ: The Strategist The Mistyped Asshole Who Called You Intellectually Inferior…are there any /real/ INTJs? Let’s hope we find them soon…. ESFP: The Entertainer  The Guy Who Accidentally Woke Up on the…yeah u remember that story ha good times good times…I wonder how he’s doing now… ISFP: The Artist The Cute Friend Who Will Never Return Your Feelings  ESTP: The Dynamo The LOUD ISTP: The Mechanic The Coool Sciencisitst *sunglasses emoji*  ESTJ: The Executive  The Fearmonger ISTJ: The Trustee The Calculator ESFJ: The Consul The Mom Friend ISFJ: The Defender  The Huggable Puppy

Tasir is too sexy and high-maintenance to be labeled as a shady drug dealer by Latil.

That nickname is gonna stick with him throughout the story isn't it?

my favorite pieces of groundbreaking, earth shattering cinema:

‪Essays I've written that had absolutely no business scoring as high as they did‬

- A literary analysis claiming that Jekyll was gay and strongly insinuating that Hyde was his drag persona‬ ‪- 500 words on how Despacito has changed the American music industry (in Spanish)‬ ‪- Literally didn’t even write an essay just turned in a picture of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the cartoon angels are playing the trumpet w their asses - We were supposed to make a ‘diary’ from the pov of a character in Romeo and Juliet. I chose to write as a gay servant who was hopelessly in love w Romeo and plotting to murder Juliet. It’s entirely handwritten w my left hand and stg every single word is spelled wrong. One page just says ‘today I saw a geese’. There are no fewer than 6 thinly veiled sexual innuendos.