I Wish I Could Like… Download Languages Into My Brain.

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon

Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”

Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it

Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog

Ordered pizza to a demon house

Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum

Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 

Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 

Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off

Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman

Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs

Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 

Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 

The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 

Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it

Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 

They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk

Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found

Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart

Disney Fairies - Concept Art by Ron Dias

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Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”

“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”

“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”

“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”

“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”

“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”

“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”

I love how bitter you are about Zutara b/c honestly like same. So much same

F O R E V E R  B I T T E R.

i mean…

classic ‘enemies to lovers’ beginning

also ‘opposites attract’ to the max…. “you rise with the moon, i rise with the sun” coME ONNNN

aLSO both have SECRET IDENTITIES that mirror eaCH OTHER AS HERO / ANTI-HERO whose COLOR THEMES are the OTHER ONES main COLOR JFC

“zuko kept her necklace to track her” UH-HUH “TRACKING” PURPOSES suuuuuuuuure (this little moment for sure launched a thousand fics of him starting at it wondering why he didn’t want to give it back uGH my heart)

um LOCKED TOGETHER IN A CAVE?? WHERE THEY START TO UNDERSTAND WHERE EACH OTHER ARE COMING FROM / HOW THEY HAVE STRUGGLED AND/OR MESSED UP??? AND HOW ZUKO HAS CHANGED???

um um uMMMM then he betrays her / them and it is heARTBREAKING and aAAAANGST AF (which is just *kisses fingers* shipping perfection)

and tHEN zuko EARNS (***EARNSSSS****) her forgiveness for all of his mistakes and then teaches HER about how to know the difference between justice and revenge…THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER SO WELL DAMNIT

zuko becomes part of their Found Family and lOOOK AT THEM FIGHTING PERFECTLY AND COMPLIMENTARY IN SYNC AHHHHH

and then.

AND THEN.

AAAAANNNNNDDDD.

TTTTHHHHEEEEENNNNNNN.

This sequence in the finale. This stunning, emotional, heartbreaking sequence that in addition to be just UNBELIEVABLE animation also has Azula pinpoint that Katara is a WEAK POINT for Zuko and targets that weak point and zuko juMPS IN FRONT OF A DEADLY LIGHTENING BOLT TO SAVE KATARA I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE

them my goSH !!!!!!!

If there is ONE ship I will fight to the death for, it is them. 

we. WERE. R O B B E D.

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Princess Mononoke (1997), dir. Hayao Miyazaki