Multi-ship, multi-verse, and crossover friendly. Loved by Lexie
Trust me, if you're someone who gets unformatted posts, it doesn't mean I don't like you! My blog is flexible, and welcomes all people. Unformatted, formatted, new to roleplay, experienced, or new to the fandom/new to tumblr! If I don't use formatting in our posts, it's because you typically don't. I enjoy matching my partner in length and the look of the post. From experience, I know that if you don't format but your partner is, it can seem... stressful. I really don't want you to stress! If you have an issue or if you want me to format with your posts, please just tell me! I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable about something I can change
“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.”
“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.”
“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?”
“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?”
“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
“The stapler has been compromised.”
“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
@shattcrcdtimc started ♡ Garnet fixes her glasses on her face before speaking. "Smashing your face into that cake will not help with your sadness. At all."
Taliyah was startled , to say the least . Here she was , wallowing in sadness at a Cafe , wondering how good the cake she bought was , when a . . . Tall purple woman interrupted her .
With wide eyes , Taliyah stared up at the mysterious woman . " Me ? Sad ? Pshhh . . . Want some cake ? "
Maybe she shouldn't smash that cake in her face . . . That would be embarrassing .
Taliyah has a heavy shuriman accent. Once in a while, when she's mad or excited, she'll slip and say something in her native language. Sometimes she does it just to mess with people, like during meetings in the Mob AU. Especially ones with Sett and Xayah. She dislikes the way they rule and their short temper
Of course, her temper used to be short, but having kids helped her learn to be patient
I might make a ramble post about that whole au. It's probably confusing people who aren't @chronodriven
Hi, yes, I think I need to say something
Just because I'm interacting with another blog that has the same muse as you doesn't mean I'm bored of you! All portrayals are different.
But, if this does bother you, please tell me so I can make you an exclusive! My blog is supposed to be a safe place ♡
I'm making a Fionna blog and you can't stop my sudden impulses
[Image Description: Tag reading “eatin some soup w your loved one IS intimacy”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: It sure is!
OKAYSO
Now I'm in a really good mood. Which means that yes, while this is another ooc post, it ALSO blocks down the ideas I have for Taliyah's lore!
It all started, as you can probably guess, when she was back on the ship. Forced to choose between destroying a village and continue her learning path, or be thrown off the ship and probably die. Instead of dying herself, she chose to destroy the village.
That had started her whole career. Upon returning to her new home, Taliyah began her training. Her powers were strong and incredibly useful(even her lore says so), but unstable. She grew to the woman she is today— a weapon for Noxus' military, being able to help in more ways than one. I apologize for my writing! I haven't slept in almost 24 hours.
24 years old
Does NOT have aquaphobia nor ptsd(she was not thrown into the harbor)
Born in Shurima, now a citizen of Noxus
Whatever she lacks in smarts is returned in determination and strength
Despite her unapproachable appearance, Taliyah is still kind. She isn't as easy to open up in her main verse, but it's still manageable
Well , that was a little rude , but Taliyah still took the opportunity to touch what looked like GALAXIES !
" I'm not a little girl . I'm twenty four , " The freckled woman said mindlessly . It was so . . . PRETTY ! She likes it . " Is it real ? "