feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
“Oh, hey, you’re that singer no one listens to.”
“Oh, hey, you’re the asshole no one likes.”
“I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store.”
“Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
“Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.”
“What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?”
“I love this chick. She’s got rage issues.”
“Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you.”
“You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious.”
“Nothing gets a guy’s attention like violence.”
“I underestimated you and I’m sorry.”
“I’m used to it.”
“I’m sorry, (name), I’m just a terrible person I guess.”
“So… we broke up.”
“She stole my fucking car!”
“That is childhood trauma right there.”
“Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.”
“I’m not proud of what I did.”
“I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn’t easy.”
“I guess all good things have to come to an end.”
“So, we broke up. I handled it real mature.”
“The inflection in your voice, the way you can’t hold eye contact, and the fact that you’re a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.”
“Well, sounds like a dick.”
“You’re so tiresome! If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen.”
“(Name) is gone, but it’s just a matter of time before some other asshole tries to finish what he started.”
“You’re a filthy fucking rat.”
“That’s why he needs me to look out for him. That’s why he needs me to take care of him.”
“Still a work in progress.”
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Well , that wasn't expected . Taliyah blinked a bit before she responded .
" Well , I haven't had a drink for a while . Last time I did was with . . . General Swain ? " Ah , yes , drinks in Noxus . That was a long night , let me tell you that . The young adult smiled nervously , hands falling in her lap .
" The only problem is I get clingy . If you don't mind me holding your arm , then I see no issue . "
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I got some help from a pal, and I have more info on Noxian Taliyah!! He really helped me, and if he had tumblr, I would @ him. What he helped me decide was this:
Taliyah is mentally troubled. She's kept in this land as a weapon, and it sickens her. While she still holds a trusting personality, Tali comes off as cold to those who have broken it. She's almost unwilling to give second chances... almost.
Each and every death at her hands grows a deeper hatred for LeBlanc, who we decided holds Taliyah against her will in metaphorical handcuffs. Each scar that grows on her body, every person she has to take out, it all but fuels the fire.
We were also toying around with the idea of Swain helping Taliyah so she'd be on his side, but I'm not so sure about that. If I do decide to stick with that, then she's on good terms with him, and friendly to Darius and Draven. At least, as friendly as she can be to people like them. Darius isn't that bad though
Thanks for coming to my ted talk~! ♡
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I — quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.
i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die.
that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.
if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.
this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.
did you just call the demon a motherfucker?
i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.
we’re friends. it’s a friendship.
there’s something weird going on in this little town.
i’m about to die for the internet.
enough of you being a phony and a liar.
keep in mind we have to spend the night here.
this place is a living nightmare.
i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.
doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?
i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.
maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.
you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!
i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.
give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.
can you just look a little bit worried?
i’m starting to think you want to die.
any extra time with you is a punishment.
you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.
sexiness is relative, motherfucker!
i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.
did you just wink at me?
we’re just two guys sitting in a tub.
i got so distracted by the tongue thing.
my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.
don’t just claim i killed jfk.
you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?
your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.
i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.
this has been a huge waste of time.
@half-beast-bastard started ◇ ❝ long way from home, aren’t you? ❞
God of War starters ☆ Still Accepting!
This was all so strange . Earlier that day , the Shuriman woman heard people muttering in the streets . They were speaking of a man— no , a half man , half wolf abomination .
While she never really trusts words on the street , Taliyah always has been just a bit too curious .
The show was rather unnerving . Taliyah has a sensitive soul , and unnecessary violence was never something she enjoys . Most of the time , her face was covered or her eyes were closed . Can you blame her though ?
Going there was a mistake , she knows now . At the end of the brutal show , Taliyah was getting ready to leave . To forget this place ever existed , and continue to explore the magic lands of Ionia . However , a deep voice caught her attention .
Startled , the freckled girl turned suddenly . There , she went face to . . . Abs with a tall man . The one in the ring , presumably called 'The Boss' .
Taliyah stared at the Boss with wide eyes , hardly registering what he had said . Jesus , he's big . . . Clearing her voice , Taliyah's hazel eyes glanced up at the man . Vastaya ? You know what I mean .
Clearing her throat , Taliyah finally responded . " I am- ! Shurima is very different . Less . . . Bloodshed . " With her accent heavy , Taliyah sent him a nervous smile . Trying her very best to ignore the blood on his knuckles . " Are you hurt ? "
"Colossal tits." Proceeds to poke them.
" What gives ? ! "
Taliyah was curious . Always has been , always will be . And you know what always got her ? Suspicious notes , asking to see her in the graveyard past midnight . Ahri had warned Taliyah , but . . .
The young woman was already there . Standing at the gates of the cemetery , Tali heard something . The faintest chords of a guitar . Without a second thought , she took out her sword and cut the chains . That , along with the lock , fell onto the damp , foggy ground .
With a screech , the gate slowly opened , showing just how foggy it was . However , that's always the case in Aaa . The adventurer began to walk further into the nothingness , listening for the strum of a guitar . Without a doubt , it was Ekko .
With each quick step , the song became clearer and clearer . A voice soon joined in , and then there he was . The vampire king , floating mindlessly while strumming . . . Yet Taliyah did nothing to make her presence known . Instead , she sat on the headstone of someone long dead , chocolate eyes watching innocently .
Gosh , even his words were elegant . It's fine to feel intimidated , right ? Doesn't matter . Either way , Taliyah is staring at him with amazement . The gaze was short lived , though , glancing away for courtesy(and whatever image she had left) .
" The only thing I've tried was Ionian green tea . What makes fine Noxian wine different from fine Ionian wine ? "
If Taliyah was a cat , curiosity would have killed her years ago .
" A . . . Kegstand ? Ekks , why ? You know I'm a light weight . That would DESTROY me ! "