Me: Logs Into The Cockpit

it turns out dogs were right this whole time: barking multiple times in sequence is way more fun than just once

About the new death screen...

bark! arf! ruff!

watching serial experiments lain at 3am on a thursday while unmedicated to enjoy the broken glass crunching sound my psyche makes

*parent who spent 18 years trying to reassure themselves that you were normal* i just didn't see any signs

somehow cyberpunk has inflicted the stealth archer curse on me more than skyrim ever did

More helmless Gabe I guess

Go my scarab

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again