shiv to greg to kendall pipeline
who was everyone’s actual favorite when they first started succession
greg trying to flirt with a girl: so, er, then he- he um… transforms? into a pickle? uh, i’m not sure what kind, but, uh, it might have been a dill. or maybe- um, actually, i- i don’t think im very versed in the, uh, many breeds of pickle? they’re- they’re just, like, cucumbers stuck in the ole brine, right?
succession monday fucking sucks
*Kendall Roy voice* Can you feel it? It's Succession fuckin' Sunday. Let's make it super fuckin, uh, one for the ages, y'know, out with the, fuckin, cogent, sanctimonious, status-quo tumblr bullshit, in with the, fuckin, horny stan culture. Fuck yeah. Sexual liberation. Emancipation. We gotta mobilize. Incentivize. I want Tomgregs, I want Kenstews, I want, uh, fuckin Romangerris across all platforms. Get those hashtags sizzling with the fuckin, ship-culture, fancams, the whole fuckin' thing. Change the game. A fuckin, uh, reddit revolution.
i need a shirt that says "DIVORCED BISEXUAL DAD" and i need to wear it to family gatherings without warning or explanation
jack calling it some “anarchy bullshit” like it’s a dumb club.. king give me more
i can still barely comprehend jon was 14 years old at the start of agot....
(kendall roy voice) cause i’m not cool and i’m not smart and i can’t even parallel park
greg: well um, on the one hand it would seem quite prudent to listen to those uh three spectral women we just met in the woods, but on the other hand, I'm not sure if they were being, you know, literal about you becoming thane of cawdor?
tom: GreEeg. Your children shall be kings.
greg: oh for sure, but uh I'm currently more interested in like -- not being involved in a murder plot currently, but...
nemo r u gonna be ok
THEY FOUND US???????
jack o’lantern | black cat | shipwreck
past four days of mcsrtober :]
Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead