Are you talking about Detroit or the app we’re all talking on..?
just when i thought new jersey was fucking bad. what are you losers doing here anyways?
broken wings . . ✨
what do you notice first in someone new?
Their smile. It's easy to tell when it's not genuine.
Joan Crawford
You only want me for my fancy beer 💔
@hcllywoodending I just want it on the record; they made me. I do still love you.
but I would be so happy if you were the one to take it from me.. well.. maybe someone else can have it and then you can take it from them — I will still be very happy for you, no matter what, darling ☺️ I will be here waiting for you to return.
In a perfect world, I get to keep my belt 24/7 and continue to bring it to business dinners and events. Yes, I may be cocky, but I worked hard to be cocky! I’m allowed :-)
You and Thekla… seemed very close… Closer than before 😓
I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.
“the stars are brighter out here. or maybe i just haven’t looked up in a while.” “this could totally be a date… if you want it to be.” “you sure this isn’t awkward for you? ‘cause it’s very awkward for me.” “don’t flirt with me unless you’re serious. or unless you brought tequila.” “this whole night feels like the calm before something dumb.” “you good?” “yeah. just nice out here.” “thanks for not talking. like, in a good way.” “don’t worry. i’m not gonna ask you to open up. just… sit here with me.” “how did you burn both sides of the s’more?” “we are not making a group tiktok. put your phone away and pet the pig.” “there’s a bug in my drink. i’m suing nature.” “someone just yelled ‘yee-haw’ and i’m scared to turn around.” “someone brought a karaoke mic. that was a mistake.” “you can’t just pour every soda into one jug and call it ‘farm juice.’” “bet you won’t walk out to the end of the corn row and say bloody mary in the darkness alone.”
[ 📲 ] I can help you bring some things over instead of drinks, my darling ❤️
[ 📲 ] Can you believe I am married! I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it...
[ 📲 ] I'll be around tomorrow night, if you'd like to meet then
incoming text ... @hcllywoodending
[ sms ] — my starlight, i did not know you would be here in vegas ! i thought you were resting as a star should. how are you doing ? is everything going all well ?
[ sms ] — we need to catch up soon since i am here still and won't be leaving until the event closes. after this, i am completely free !
Anita Ekberg in "La Dolce Vita", Federico Fellini, 1959
Now you have to go hide out in your hotel room before the press makes articles about a shield reunion
Any of you ever play that game in the mall where you attempt to walk into a store, touch the wall and back without a worker asking if you need something?
That’s how landing in Vegas feels, except the challenge is walking out of the airport without someone askin’ for a picture.