You can also bring your girlfriend ๐
If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.
โthe stars are brighter out here. or maybe i just havenโt looked up in a while.โ โthis could totally be a dateโฆ if you want it to be.โ โyou sure this isnโt awkward for you? โcause itโs very awkward for me.โ โdonโt flirt with me unless youโre serious. or unless you brought tequila.โ โthis whole night feels like the calm before something dumb.โ โyou good?โ โyeah. just nice out here.โ โthanks for not talking. like, in a good way.โ โdonโt worry. iโm not gonna ask you to open up. justโฆ sit here with me.โ โhow did you burn both sides of the sโmore?โ โwe are not making a group tiktok. put your phone away and pet the pig.โ โthereโs a bug in my drink. iโm suing nature.โ โsomeone just yelled โyee-hawโ and iโm scared to turn around.โ โsomeone brought a karaoke mic. that was a mistake.โ โyou canโt just pour every soda into one jug and call it โfarm juice.โโ โbet you wonโt walk out to the end of the corn row and say bloody mary in the darkness alone.โ
( sms ) @harleycam ๐ฒ
( ๐ฌ ) I have a strange requestโฆ
( ๐ฌ ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.
( ๐ฌ ) Though your wisdom is very intriguing ๐ค Especially the mandarin.. Itโs a bit different.
( ๐ฌ ) Well, itโs a lot different actually. It still concerns you, though.
( ๐ฌ ) You see, I have a puppet made in my likeness, but it just sits and collects dust for I donโt know how to use it.
( ๐ฌ ) This is where you come in and help me ๐
( sms ) @harleycam ๐ฒ
( ๐ฌ ) I have a strange requestโฆ
( ๐ฌ ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.
thnks fr th mmrs โฆ dm me first for my user but feel free to reach me on discord <3 thank you for everything
haiku #5, tathev simonyan
๐จ๐ต๐ซ ๐บ๐ป๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ โฆ
Thankful for another wonderful PPV match ... and to still have my title ( sorry megan !! ) There is so much trust put in me to continue to hold onto this belt, and I am so full of love and gratefulness ( if that's even a word ... ) All fuzzy feelings aside, THIS TRAMP IS STILL YOUR CHAMP !!
Well if I had as many as she does, I would even bring them to doctors appointments. To have one to bring for every occasion throughout the day ๐ฎโ๐จ I canโt say Iโm not jealousโฆ
mercedes is allowed to bring her titles around wherever she wants and let me tell you they are great conversation starters.
Iโm going to find you the biggest, most beautiful, and fanciest beer money can buy ๐ป We will put an expensive topper on it and everything
Do you think they have fancy beer in Vegas? Like those drinks with lollies and slices of cake on them?
Iโll be around tonight! I leave right afterwards. I couldnโt miss one of your matches for anything ๐คค
I nearly forgot I was going to a film festival! Iโm quite honored to now be invited to events like this - I hope they play Stage Door..