Who’s The One Person You Can’t Look At Without Thinking “what If”?

They should know that you’re more my type than Jon is 😪

yikes.

Rania Benchegra by Txema Yeste for Vogue Arabia, 2024

Oohh, you could definitely find one on Ebay. ‘ISO : HAUNTED DOLL TO WARD OFF CREEPS’ Yard sales typically have those porcelain dolls with cracked faces too

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me, I look like I'm dressed for a funeral I'd literally be a millionaire. Also, I'd like to point out I'm living my best lil goth life so go play in traffic.

Well if I had as many as she does, I would even bring them to doctors appointments. To have one to bring for every occasion throughout the day 😮‍💨 I can’t say I’m not jealous…

mercedes is allowed to bring her titles around wherever she wants and let me tell you they are great conversation starters.

[ 📲 ] Yes, I’m okay. You were the best person to ask about this, I think.

[ 📲 ] I apologize if I’m making any brash assumptions here, but, how did you realize that you wanted to be with more than one person?

[ 📲 ] Asking for a friend, of course.

[ sms ] to @judgmentjay

[ 📲 ] Jay 🥺

[ 📲 ] I’m in need of your wisdom and guidance

Aw, well, does that mean I could challenge her for it? If yes, then I might have to give them some anonymous tips of where you are

Any of you ever play that game in the mall where you attempt to walk into a store, touch the wall and back without a worker asking if you need something?

That’s how landing in Vegas feels, except the challenge is walking out of the airport without someone askin’ for a picture.

Beauty and the Beast (1946)

my contribution will be flaming hot cheetos flavored pickles!

my contribution for tomorrow’s movie night is pickled flavored flaming hot cheetos ☺️

Ah well.. I suppose not everyone had a good night.. I do feel bad for it was a great match… … …i hope no one feels that way about me when i have a belt…

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Sibyl Colfax, featured in The Selected Letters of Virginia Woolf