Throwing This At The Wall And Seeing What Sticks .. Would Anyone Be Interested In Adding Mxm Collection

I was hoping to fall asleep on a couch or something, but I woke up in the grass with a chicken on my head and my hand in my pants

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

Rocío Romero García

All this alcohol is starting to feel like giving myself bangs again

‘𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘭’ - 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘋𝘰𝘳𝘴 🎥🎞️🤍

If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.

Sorry I’m late — I have a skybox and a handle if anyone wanted to watch ☺️

Ohh um… You can bring a friend! I don’t know if you accidentally asked anyone 🥲 My head is spinny

If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.

If I was with Mercedes, I wouldn’t know if I should be jealous or proud.. Is it like a mix of both? If your aura goes up by that much, it’s no wonder I always subconsciously hear boss battle music when she’s around 🤭 All jokes aside, it must be an awesome feeling to have someone like that around

mercedes is allowed to bring her titles around wherever she wants and let me tell you they are great conversation starters.

fmk mariah, mina, megan

All my darling lady friends… Can I make them fight each other for their placements? Hm..

Marry Mina, Have fun with Mariah and … have fun with Megan before I Kill her for challenging me for the title.

MARLENE DIETRICH in DISHONORED (1931) dir. Josef von Sternberg

would you rather have your name whispered in every room or forgotten by history but loved by one?

Having my name whispered in every room is basically what being a wrestler is like. So, if I had the choice, I would like to be loved by one.