Oh It Will Be A Battle Of The Ages.. It Will End With All Of Us Being Winners, And Then We Will Leave

People and their height standards, tch. I will start imagining that big apple when I see ‘three apples tall’ 🤭

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

[ 📲 ] It’s not like anything is wrong, it’s just a lot to figure out

[ 📲 ] Plus, I barely remember it 😕 We didn’t even get a proper picture with Elvis

[ 📲 ] I’ll bring some good soap home for my shirt and your beard

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

( 💬 ) Though your wisdom is very intriguing 🤔 Especially the mandarin.. It’s a bit different.

( 💬 ) Well, it’s a lot different actually. It still concerns you, though.

( 💬 ) You see, I have a puppet made in my likeness, but it just sits and collects dust for I don’t know how to use it.

( 💬 ) This is where you come in and help me 😊

( sms ) @harleycam 📲

( 💬 ) I have a strange request…

( 💬 ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.

Where would you be if you hadn’t followed your dream?

Gosh, probably trying to make it big outside of television network buildings… Or maybe I’d be playing some sport on one of the super tiny minor teams.

𝒍𝒆𝒕’𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚… 𝑭, 𝑴, 𝑲!

come to my inbox and leave three names and i’ll sort them into fuck, marry, or kill!

Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami

Toni looked up from her phone, face to face with her robes. Her eyes pan further upwards until she's looking directly at.. well..

"I can always make time for a fan!" The trans-atlantic accent she used on camera slipped out, a dramatic hand flew onto her forehead. "Get the picture quickly, darling, I can't hold this pose forever." Her posture straightened before pushing her chest out. To finish the pose, she quickly closed her eyes and pursed her lips.

Like she had stated, it didn't last long. She opened one eye to look at him, her facade cracking and falling apart into a short laugh. Her hands reached out to grab at the robes that Joseph chose to don for the party. "Have you been raiding my closet when I'm not home?"

who : @rockhardjuicerobinson when : april 17 where : florida . daddio farm

Patches of grass and gravel crunched underneath Toni’s boots as she looked for a spot to set up her blankets and snacks. Most of the good spots had been taken by others who had arrived earlier than she had, so now she was completely determined to find a spot that was good enough.

She had brought ‘pigs in a blanket,’ as explained to her by Liv. Cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough — It was an easy recipe she had learned when she first started being invited to shows and their subsequent after parties. It made a good first impression. They were cheap and easy to make, and everyone seemed to enjoy them, so somewhere down the line they became a staple for Toni to bring to events.

The weather was cold for it being May in Florida. Sixty degrees is not ideal, but it’s times like these that Toni is grateful for being partnered with a clothing brand. She was dressed very comfortably, an animal print hoodie hung loosely from her frame, SPLX branded sweatpants to top off the cozy outfit. Her hair was still curled from Dynamite the night before - albeit pulled up haphazardly so she could put her blankets down - and her face was stripped of the dramatic red lip she had become known for.

A ‘Trader Joe’s’ branded tote bag was dropped onto the ground in front of her. She pulled out a large blanket to lay on the dirt, another to wrap around her shoulders. While making her way outside, Toni managed to throw a couple of snacks and drinks into her bag. Thus, with a ‘thump’ of her landing butt-first onto the blanket, she had firmly planted herself in a spot where she would stay for the rest of the night.

BLOCKED!! This is a WOMEN-ONLY POST!

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some hidden meanings and such… Minecraft is like an all age game, right? They should get A24 to do a sequel.

they’re letting me loose in the states this week. does someone wanna go see that shitty minecraft movie to feel alive?

𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑳𝑳 …

Thankful for another wonderful PPV match ... and to still have my title ( sorry megan !! ) There is so much trust put in me to continue to hold onto this belt, and I am so full of love and gratefulness ( if that's even a word ... ) All fuzzy feelings aside, THIS TRAMP IS STILL YOUR CHAMP !!