Me Talking In The Tags On Tumblr Dot Com

Why questions if you don't want answers???

Teacher: *Puts questions in the homework*

Me: *Answers them one by one*

Teacher: "Oh btw guys, these questions are just supposed to be a guide, don't answer them one by one, make a small paragraph that includes a general idea of the questions"

Me: *Confused, overwhelmed, doesn't know what to do, has to re-do homework *

Yeah, where the skinny white boy fics at? I need that wet cat to have an angsty fic or a comfort one or something :(

where are all the angus tully fics? I don't know why this film isn't more popular

fucking hell it’s APRIL AND THIS MAN STILL HAS A GRIP ON ME AND WONT LET GO

I sent many Dominic Sessa edits to my favorite cousin to hear her thoughts about him

And she said he's majestic 😍

new tow set pics 👀

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

I do math with the scottish voice in my head telling I ain't shit and that was too easy why did you get it confused, get your ideas straight lad 🙄 or smt, Idk my brain made it up

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

if a character from a movie desecrated the body of his abusive ex-partner by eating his heart at his own funeral, no one would shut up about it, it would become an iconic moment in pop culture, it would be in every slideshow about cannibalism as a metaphor for love. but nooo, it had to happen in the cringe minecraft roleplay so only me and like ten other people get to be unhinged about it.