Not Ignoring You Not Replying To You But A Secret Third Thing

you become a bit dumber when you’re on your period because your brain is too busy fantasizing about reaching into your body and ripping out your uterus with your bare hands follow for more science facts

"The boycott didn't work" It was never a boycott. It's not a mass action. It's just me, saying "I can't be a party to this if I ever want to look my reflection in the eyes again" and "I can't waste my time cultivating friendships with people of such low character."

Have you never made a choice purely for your own benefit and stubborn pride before?

love listening to music and then going oh no a song to apply to a Situation

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

"don't do this it will make your skin look older and give you wrinkles" and what do you think i'm here for?? you could not have chosen a worst argument, all i'm here for is to get older with each passing day waiting for my death