John Kelly (b.1965) - Dobell’s Cow - Aerial View. 1992. Oil On Board.

my sister just asked me if i could make her breakfast tomorrow cause she's tired and wants to have 10 more minutes of sleep in the morning, you know what that means?? it means that i gotta do the best fucking breakfast that little fucker has ever tasted, yes, i'm gonna wake up at the ass crack of dawn and show her how the BEST breakfast is made exactly

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one

the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

Sports bra is lingerie if you're good enough at gender

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

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