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guys plz plz plz plz help something happened to me suddenly all object heads are hot to me and i instinctively say smash in my head help help gelp whats happenign

hrmn hrmn currentlyhy thunking what stupid petty crimes he's commit... hrmn hrmn..

I need to see more art of Randy being sassy/not giving a fuck. Make that man COOL. Make that man HATE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING around him he lived in a DUMPSTER for god knows how many years that town did NAWT do him justice. Make him CONFIDENT make him do dumb shit he'd regret make him AWESOME.

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!

Heh... What can I say? ives got me priorities straight ◉⁠‿⁠◉

I JUST GOT A CAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOODODODODODOD HOW TO TAKE CARE HOW TO TAKE CARE WHHAATAT GHHHHHHH

After forsaken

im actually so inlovve with thhurs norm my beloved norm im so finlove enorm NORM NOEM NMDMHANDM NOOOORRRMMMMMNSJJ

.....NORM, BABY, LEARN HOW TEXTING WORKS <3

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me who is 100000% inlove withh BOTH the new album aND norm. oh ym god i loev thsis os much rpelase pelas epelade

The new “Norman” album

In honour of Will wood’s remade “the new normal” album, and an EXTREME hyperfixation on dialtown

At the end of the day, everyday, someone is recovering from the day, trying to survive another day, everyday.

Hmmm longer than anticipated nap

Yes, yes, I approve of all this information. Very nice. 10/10.

i think i'm having mental issues...

wanna see isopods? i like you

isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it

one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em

i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)

and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool

CW: cicadas illustration above

annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)

OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES

OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OGH YM GOD OLIVER OLIWVR YOU'RE SO HOT OLIVWR YOURE SO OLIVWR OLIVWR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHH /explodes

Mingling dateables au :] I love this au they're my babies.