MC: *wearing Simeon's Pajamas While Also Sleeping In His Bed*

#all you need to know about captain jack in one gifset

Had to start anxiolytics again... I'm gonna be SO CHILL IN TWO WEEKS! That's gon' be great! 

Justice à Merlin, qu’on a pas assez vu être le puissant putain de druide qu’il est.

Nommez moi une seule autre personne qui peut boire toute une bouteille de parfum sans canner! 

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Elias : Is this whiskey or perfume?

Merlin : *Chugs the entire bottle*

Merlin : ... It's perfume.

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

What is gross is your manner of thinking, sir/lady.

So the other day at school I presented a PowerPoint on why gay marriage should be legal, and some random number texted me this just then. I don’t know who they are, but I might be able to ask around my school as it has to be someone in my class. I cropped the number out for privacy reasons.

(and the speech bubbles are coloured because I jailbroke my phone)

Anyway, it would be awesome if everyone reblogged this shit out of this. I want to send the person a screenshot of this post and the notes it gets, to prove to them that all of tumblr agrees with me. Thanks. :)