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I am so unwell

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Hannigram in the first episode + Hugh Dancy talking about their relationship

Hannibal premiered 11 years ago on April 4, 2013

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

Hannibal really spent 3 years in a onesie

This is a train we‘ll never get off. None of us.

THEY’RE HERE

Actual facts

We call out Hannibal for being a freak and getting turned on by the thought that Will wants to kill him but we never call Will out for getting turned on by fantasizing about killing Hannibal

Seems relevant today

And next year

And the year after that

And the…

Honestly I don’t know why any of us are surprised about Merlin in the 2022 year review. The ONLY thing I trust in this world, tumblr, fandom, or anything therein is that the Merlin fandom will continue to churn out a regular supply of content for me to partake in. Other fandoms may rise to higher places than the Merlin fandom, but will soon fall. The Merlin fandom is the only constant and steady thing on this website. 

I am so unwell

Tumblr right now:

Season 4 won't happen it's just a reunion haha...UNLESS?

If you must perceive me, at least let me be the most fuckable person you’ve ever perceived.

BRING MERLIN BACK TO NETFLIX