I WAS NOT READY HELP

I should start doing this my girlfriend would love her mind so slowly itd be so cute

how it be sometimes

Why is my girlfriend so adorable omg

I rambled about wanting to kiss and tickle her and I come onto here to find she lost her mind over it and she’s so adorable I can’t

UGHHHH

FUCKING GODS I NEED TO BE PINNED AND WRECKED!! HIPS STRADDLED, HANDS ABOVE HEAD, THE WHOLE SHABANG!! I NEED TO HAVE MY SIDES SCRIBBLED ON AND UNDERARMS SCRATCHED AT AND HIPS MASSAGED AND TUMMY KISSED AND RASPBERRIED AND MY NECK AND EARS NIBBLED AND BLOWN ON AND MY GODS!!! I NEED TO GIGGLE AND LAUGH AND SQUEAL AND SHRIEK!! I NEED TO THRASH AND SQUIRM AND BUCK!!! I NEED TO BE TEASED INTO OBLIVION AND BE CALLED ADORABLE AMD BE EMBARRASSED IN A SILLY WAY!!! the lee mood is absolutely kicking my ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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HOLY SHIT

YOU CAN'T TELL ME IM WRONG!!!

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING!!!

Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3

My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle

I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.

Help why is this amazing and why did my brain start reenacting it in my head

Like

ss: “How dare you say that to soundwave megatron, you can’t disrespect my wife like that!”

m: “SHUT UP STARSCR– wait what”

ss: “We’re married duh. Wait- wait did you really? Oh allspark you really did- YOU FORGOT WE’RE MARRIED?!?!” (With hands waving in the air and everything, megatron almost has to duck the wing closest to him flailing)

m: “What do you mean you’re married Starscream what-”

ss: “I mean WE GOT MARRIED MEGATRON”

sw: “Affirmative: 2 years, 7 months, 4 days, and 32 seconds. 33 seconds. 34 sec-”

m: “I GET IT! WHY DIDNT YOU TWO IDIOTS TELL ME THIS!”

ss: (classic screech) “MEGATRON!! You were the first one invited- I can’t believe you forgot this!”

sw: “Affirmative: you were invited to be the flower girl.”

ss: “You tried to tear apart the hologram!” (probably grumbled)

sw: “Continuation: And when that did not work you stormed off.”

ss: “Yeah! Like a little bitch!”

sw: “Resolution: you ignored us so you did not remember to go to the ceremony.

m: “What” (very confused) “how-”

sw: “Clarification: Ravage was the flower girl.”

ss: “AND HE DID A VERY GOOD JOB!!!”

And then cue megatrons horrified face while in the background Ravage comes out and plops on Starscream’s shoulder and Starscream scratches under his chin.

Basically the reason why I love this pairing - Megatron would be beyond devastated

I imagine it started with another of Starscreams schemes to get back at Meghan, but he realizes that Soundwave is a multi Husband Poll Champion and maaaybe it would do himself some good with better standards (meanwhile Megatron is obtuse as always)

Why is this how my girlfriends cuddle

sleepy guys

Golden hour was made for you baby

It was only for a moment but I could’ve stared at you forever.

Your hair turned to gold and your skin turned to honey, and fuck your eyes looked like you trapped the sun.

You were sitting and you leaned back and the light fell down on you so perfectly and I swear if kissing you wasn’t a gay awakening that moment would’ve been.

So yeah that’s what I was doing on a different app