Neil got his unhinged, mental, bullshit-spewing mouth from his mama. Stuart was in the book for all of 4 pages in tsc and was just as blunt, unfiltered, making the same off the wall comments his nephew does. shit runs in the family clearly
Here are a few simple ideas for exploring your passions and finding joy in your downtime. I hope they can help you create a happier and more fulfilling life! ♡
Take a long, relaxing bath
Go for a solo hike or nature walk
Read a book in a cozy spot
Try out a new recipe and cook yourself a fancy meal
Create a vision board or plan out your goals
Watch a movie or binge-watch a TV show
Paint or draw something
Go for a bike ride
Write in a journal or start a blog
Take a yoga or exercise class online
Experiment with makeup or do a skincare routine
Listen to a new music album or podcast
Go to a museum or art gallery
Take a dance class online
Do a puzzle or play a board game
Try a new hobby, like knitting or embroidery
Go to a coffee shop or restaurant and treat yourself to something delicious
Take a long drive and explore new areas
Do a home workout or yoga session
Practice meditation or mindfulness
Go on a solo trip or staycation
Attend a virtual event or workshop
Visit a botanical garden or park
Write a letter or send a care package to a loved one
Do a DIY project, like painting a room or making a piece of furniture
Take a photography or art class
Go on a shopping spree or try on clothes in a dressing room
Visit a local farmer's market or flea market
Attend a theater show or concert
Have a self care day at home with face masks, bubble baths, and relaxation
Have a picnic in a park or your backyard
Take a virtual tour of a museum or city
Visit a library or bookstore and browse for new reads
Attend a virtual book club or writing workshop
Go for a solo kayaking or paddleboarding adventure
Take a photography walk and capture the beauty around you
Attend a virtual concert or music festival
Do a home spa day with a face mask, manicure, and pedicure
Try a new workout, like kickboxing or Pilates
Have a karaoke night and sing your heart out
Attend a virtual wine tasting or cooking class
Do a digital detox and spend time away from technology
Take a bubble bath with candles, relaxing music or a movie
Go stargazing in a remote location
Write a short story or poem
Take a pottery or ceramics class
Go on a solo camping trip and disconnect from the world
Try a new art medium, like watercolors or pastels
Go on a photography scavenger hunt and capture specific objects or colors
Have a movie marathon of your favorite films or a new genre you've been wanting to explore
Have a lovely day today! ❤︎
You already know that I'm interested.
made some autism creatures last night, feel free to steal
bonus: optionally fillable thinkingk creature
EDIT: there are more
me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order
you arrogant fool (abby)
you imbecile (kevin)
your ball-battered brain (kevin)
you feckless child (kevin)
those clowns (trojans)
pet goalkeeper (andrew)
the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]
kevin’s pet monster (andrew)
the sunshine court [derogatory]
wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)
unhinged optimist (renee)
some plump shrink (bee)
that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]
you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]
an abominable cockroach (neil)
the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]
andrew’s twin
worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)
a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]
annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)
strange and misguided (the trojans)
the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)
the sunshine court [less derogatory]
“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)
wretched beast (gr****n)
your ignorant mouth (lucas)
“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)
neil, being the person he was,
you ignorant child (neil)
miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]
ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law
Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.
Bonus:
''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia
I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3 (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3
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