This Is How You Lose The Time War Quotes That Make Me Go Balls To The Wall Insane + Stick Meme Gore

Happy April Fools 2024

You already know that I'm interested.

when is it gonna be my turn to have a rivals to lovers romance

Things I absolutely love about fainting whump:

Pre:

Holding onto a random surface to keep from swaying

Faltering steps (!!!)

Sweating

Ears ringing

Black spots in field of vision -> blinking rapidly to keep lucidity

Waves of nausea

Worried stares from their friends/caretaker/love interest

"I think I need to sit down" from Whumpee

"You should sit down" from Caretaker

"Are you okay? You look... pale"

"I... I don't feel so good"

During:

Slumping on someone/something

Knees buckling (!)

Eyes rolling back (!!!)

Hitting something on their way down

"Whumpee...? Are you- Whumpee!"

Post:

Caretaking!!!

Waking up in a different place, confused and aching

Taking care of whatever injury they got while falling

Lightheadedness

Headaches

Shaky hands

Waking up to Caretaker's hands stroking their hair

Whumpee trying (and failing) to stand up right away -> Caretaker forcing them back down

Caretaker checking for a fever or an hidden injury, knowing the whumpee would never ask for help until it's too late

"How long was I out?"

"Hey there... Took you long enough to wake up"

"shh, stop apologising. You just fainted, it's not your fault" (I swear I'm not obsessed with soft caretakers)

"When was the last time you ate a full meal?"

"Drink some water" "...I don't think I can hold the glass" "It's okay, I'll help you"

If you see any mistakes send me an ask so I can correct them. Thanks <3

Joan of Exy ✌️

The Foxhole Court

The King’s Men

The change between book one and three on how Neil reacts to an angry Wymack is something I think about often. He used to calculate the distance between the two of them to make sure he was just out of arms reach, just in case he got angry, and now he knows that if Wymack is truly angry, it will not be at them. And he doesn’t flinch.

tim stoker is not only a fire sign, but a big giant borderline. here’s an unnecessarily thorough analysis of why that is!

(season 3 spoilers, therefore talk of suicidal ideation/suicide in general)

Afficher davantage

”intricate and endless daddy issues” is wild coming from butcher jr