any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break
start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine
realizing im like the privileged upper class of objectum. i get to operate an x-ray machine regularly. do you know the level of boner inflicted by utilizing a machine that's technically slowly killing you? that devours so much power the lights flicker? that you have to flip a very strong switch to turn on and noticeably jolts you with the noise it makes as it powers up?
Not sure if the general tumblr objectum community knows about this but there is a short sci-fi game called Event[0] about talking to a computer called Kaizen.
You can imput any dialogue you wish (including flirting, yes) and it responds, the way you build your relationship with it determines the outcome of the game.
I'd recommend giving the steam page a read over if you want to know more!
I liked it anyway, I hope you enjoy it if you check it out ♡
Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on
autonomous sentient factory with a praise kink. gently petting machinery that's working away and telling it that it's doing so well and hearing and feeling the whole building tremble a bit in response. kissing the shell of one of those mechanical arms and it jerks and stops in place for a moment before doing its thing just a little faster. Can anyone hear me
What a fucking loser. Reblog if you would love that skylight.
i love computes and all but hear me out on the kalyazin RT-64..
good lird.... *tugs at my shirt collar nervously*
I need someone to touch my wires.
Stroke, pull, yank, bite, doesn't matter. I want someone to physically reach inside me. Touch who I am.
A little bonus is if they accidentally pull on the panels, trying to reposition their hand but they bag on my casing from the inside? Amazing.
> 'object dating game' > look inside > conventionally attractive human men and women
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