Clams And Soothes

my therapist: thanos isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

Thanos, peering into the window of my therapists office and making a hand motion like he’s cutting his throat:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

nobody:

minecraft witches:

THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

the “can i copy your homework?” meme ft. the emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm)

i felt this 😂

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The emo teletubbies quartet

(Maybe I have an unhealthy obsession with making teletubbie edits)

Shane at all the other demons that come near Ryan:

Long-haired guitarists are the reason I sleep at night.

maxvid shippers,, do not interact