“You Treat an Outside Wound with Rubbing Alcohol; You Treat an Inside Wound with Drinking Alcohol. It’s Science."
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❝ 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 - 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃
L U N A T I C , cratered with a ɢᴏᴅ’s ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀᴘʀɪɴᴛs . the deep structures of my mind have been irreversibly changed by communion with an ultraterrestrial intelligence . this is my 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 . this is my temple . but i take my weakneꜱꜱeꜱ && turn them to my advantage . i take my ꜱcarꜱ && make of them my 𝑤 𝑒 𝑎 𝑝 𝑜 𝑛 𝑠 . ❞
. . . . . 𝑆 𝐸 𝐿 𝐴 𝐻
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OK MY TREKKIE DEARHEARTS : who wants to really be slutty and do some real hot girl shit with me?
what does that entail you ask ?
WELL MY FRIEND - what say you to getting our tiddies out for a real, live, bonafide —
marooned on a barrren planet?
covert away mission?
a holodeck catastrophe episode?
something i haven’t even dreamt of?
can’t think of a plot but still want to?
n e v e r f e a r !
plotting is my favorite tune dialed up until the knob snaps off; i can build us a unique and interactive plot to get started!
shipping is fantastic, but y’all i am literally sending out a call to adventure!
we’re SPACE EXPLORERS ( well writing muses who are / adjacent to lolol ) boldly fucking around and finding out! your muse doesn’t need to be a star trek muse, you just need to have a willingness to want to go on a space adventure - can just be a one off or a plot we turn into a bigger story arch
so what do you say hot guys, gals, and non-binary pals — wanna murk a couple of npc red shirts with me?
then hit that heart ❤︎︎
( i’ll send an adventure starter. don’t be shy sliding into my dms to plot specifics & multis specify muse ! )
stay hydrated & stay classy, rpc 🖖
“I don’t like the water, Jim. So every time water and I interact I want it to know who is the aggressor and who is the bitch.” She swigged her scotch maintaining an uncomfortable amount of eye contact with the man across from her, missing the irony of how she is both aggressor and bitch.
@endeavvor
“I’m thirty years old, and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one.”
@endeavvor
"I don't think the badger is actually rabid; I think he's just kind of a dick."
@he1msman
Uhura trying to be normal & Pav just like “I’m tired.”
@ensnchekov
🧍♂️