Its Sad How An Expected Safe Place Isnt Even That Safe.

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I just found the funniest pen sets and I can't stop thinking about them LMAO

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Jorge did an excellent job in showing Penelope's character and why Odysseus and Penelope are made for each other in two songs

Of course throughout the whole saga we are told Odysseus loves Penelope more than anything, she and Telemachus are his one life line and one motivation to getting home

But when we finally heard Penelope, in her two actual songs (by that I mean not counting Ody's hallucinations and the siren), we are shown why

In the challenge, she's smart, shown by her weaving and unweaving the shroud, and in setting a challenge that she knows only Odysseus can complete once she suspects he's close to home. She's steadfast in her love, never faltering in the face of 108 strong men taunting her, and pressuring her every single day. She's a queen, holding herself with dignity and authority. She's an amazing woman.

In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again, she once again demonstrates her intellect both logically and emotionally by testing Odysseus with the wedding bed. Then she breaks down in tears and anger letting go of all the pain and suffering and longing and yearning and agony she's gone through in the past 20 years. She was in so much pain and agony, but she kept waiting.

This is a story about a man who moved mountains and seas for his love and a woman who stood still in the midst of storms and terrors for hers.

average odysseus experience

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

Disney Fairies Headcanon

I’ve always wondered why Disney chose the name Periwinkle for Tinkerbell’s sister, since periwinkles are tipically summer flowers, and today, as I watched Secret of the Wings for the umpteenth time, I came up with this theory:

Do y’all remember Queen Clarion and Lord Milori? A summer fairy loved a winter one, who crossed the border breaking his own wing, and from that day on, summer and winter lived apart, until Tinkerbell and Periwinkle changed that. But what if Lord Milori had crossed the border multiple times before the accident happened?

Just imagine them, walking hand in hand in the sunset in Summer Meadow, until one day Milori sees some periwinkle flowers and stoops to pick one of them up. After turning it in his hands, he gives it to Clarion, saying it isn’t nearly as beautiful as her; Clarion is touched by the gesture, and from that day on, Milori picks up periwinkle flowers for Clarion every time he sees her. Time pass, Milori’s wing breaks, and summer and winter get separated.

Now, since in the movie Lord Milori seemed to rule winter in the same way as Queen Clarion ruled warm seasons, that means it was Lord Milori who gave names to newborn winter fairies, in the same way as Queen Clarion gave names to newborn warm fairies. What if Periwinkle was the first winter fairy born after the accident? (I have this other headcanon that the majority of newborn fairies is of the warm side. Winter fairies are rarer.) What if as soon as he sees her, so fragile and beautiful, she reminds him of his Clarion, and of the flowers he used to give her? Periwinkles.

And so he realizes there’s only one suitable name for that fairy.

Periwinkle.

And so she was named, unknowingly becoming a living memento of Milori’s love story with Clarion.

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