Still Love Wolfstar Just Jegulus Is What Got Me Into The Fandom

Jegulus/Starchaser just reminds me of Kate Bishop and Yelena Belova's friendship in the Hawkeye series

"childhood friends are like runaway cats. you can keep hanging up the missing poster, but they’re not going to come back" actually gonna throw up

Me: *on a date with a book* so tell me all about you

Book: well I-

Fanfiction: *winks at me* how you doing? I was wondering if-

Me: *talking to book* I'm sorry to cut this short but we'll reschedule

Can someone please write a one-shot?? Where the Avengers are jealous because Peter is spending all his time with his S/O (I really don't care who just no incest or st*taker or anything like that) so they insist that they all have a big like roast dinner or whatever but all the avengers agreed to just say really dirty things casually to mess with him like Bucky could be talking about training and say "I just rammed into Sam (winterfalcon for the win)" and everybody just acts like it's normal while Peter is over choking on his food or like Tony is talking about... idk what but he says "and he just came" and everybody is like 🙂 while Peter is just trying not to laugh and be mature but is hiding it really badly

Canon: cis

Fanfic: ha sure

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

i started shipping wesper with a passion when wylan literally stopped in the middle of a prison break to ask “wait but are you into guys?”

facts.

Regulus and Sirius are so protective of James that they’d torture and possibly kill for him. The thing is James doesn’t like it when they do that and he gets upset when he finds out if they do anything. So one time Regulus goes overboard because someone jinxed James’ broom that caused James to fall and break his ribs and arm. He nearly kills the culprit but Sirius stops him and takes the fault when James finds out. James would forgive his best friend but he wouldn’t easily forgive his boyfriend. And Sirius knows that and prefers taking the heat if it means Regulus and James being together and happy.

on the other hand

"James, your fever is 102 get in bed or your gonna DIE"

"reggieeeee, i sneezed like ONCE"

james and regulus are both the worst kind of sick people, and yeah i will explain it.

when james is sick, he will not rest. he will insist that he’s fine, all the while he can’t see straight and is on the verge of passing out. he will suffer through quidditch and school with a fever of 100+ without complaint. that boy refuses to be sick, even when he obviously is.

regulus, on the other hand, would complain left and right. complain about everything and nothing. he would shamelessly guilt trip people into doing everything for him. regulus being sick would be hilarious and wildly entertaining because somehow his lack of filter lacks even more of its filter and he just says anything.

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

Ima firm believer that Peter, James and Marlene grew up together and act like siblings. Marlene is obviously the oldest, James is the middle child and Peter the youngest. And that Peter and Marlene team up to bully James on things like crushes. Or the Marlene is protective over Peter and James. And Peter and James gave Dorcas the shovel talk but Dorcas just nodded along amused cause she's heard all the embarrassing stories about these two from Marlene.