See You Guys In Five Years For Season 3

arrested for being goofy goobers @wearewatcher

“I’m a demon. I lie” - Neil Gaiman after telling us this season is “quiet, gentle, and romantic”

I recorded this on my porch at 4am

Shane fucking madej did it again and made me cry over a puppet show cant believe this, good defenestration though

Six days until mystery files and im already going feral over it

I apologise for who im going to become next week

GIVE . ME . POLLLSSSS *telekinesis throws shit around the room or something, I genuinely don't know how this one goes*

i excitedly go to pick up my first t shot. i am too nervous and my hands shake too much to give it to myself so i go to a doctor so they can do it for me. the doctor excitedly agrees and takes out the syringe. its brown. i ask the nice doctor why the t is brown. she says do not worry and injects me with the t. i feel my bones start to disolve and my mouth fills with bitterness. i can feel myself become sweeter. its vanilla extract.

now as you can see, baudelaihes, the incredibly deadly vipuh is actually a MISNOMEH! this snake does not have a venomous bone in its body! couldn't kill a flah! therefoh, the vipuh could NOT have killed deah uncle monty, who cleahly must have been killed by truly nefaaahrious means, isn't that right, STEFAHNO? as uncle monty's most TRUSTED assistant surely you would be AWAHE of the vipuh's proclivities?

Part of me wonders if the season five arc is an elaborate gambit to get us to unironically cheer for the C dogs bit.

WE WON BUT AT WHAT COST