Yeah The New Ryan Bergara Movie Was Really Good, Dunno What All Them Ants Got To Do With It Though

Puppet History Season 5 finale spoilers:

The Defenestration of a Little Blue Ballsack (circa 2022, Colorized)

in my head they all got tacos after the reveal

this is the funniest fucking thing, after you kinda murdered your professor you become friends and go to jcpenny for a friendship photoshoot

Puppet History is if Horrible Histories went unhinged

(literally minutes later)

Hell of a thing to say on the hit musical puppet show that brought us The Vore Hippo Song, Bergara.

I fucking guarantee that the Metatron set Azi and Crowley up to cause that breakup. He knew exactly how Crowley would react to Aziraphale’s offer.

The Metatron and Crowley know each other. Crowley is the only one in a room full of high ranking angels that recognized him. And the Metatron even fucking called him out on it. “What about you, demon? Do you know me?” And Crowley’s casual answer speaks VOLUMES. “Last time I saw you, you were a big, floating giant head, man.”

Side note: Throne or Dominion or above. Fucking yikes, Crowley. My bet was on him being a Virtue, but apparently he’s even higher than that, especially with the mention of him knowing the Metatron personally. He’s not a seraphim, that just doesn’t fit his personality at all. Probably a Throne. Also note that the GO hierarchy of angels is already kinda fucked so who even knows how this works. Oh well.

Anyway, fuck the Metatron. I know people are mad at Azi and they’re not wrong to be mad, but the Metatron is a fucking puppeteer. He knew exactly how to make Azi go along with his plan.

Two autistic brothers fighting over their comfort animal

I really see them doing it....

my first actual Ghost Files art! still getting used to drawing the bois but i hope yall like :)

@wearewatcher bc I JUST found out they had tumblr HAHA

golden rule reprise from twisted goes UNNECCESSARILY hard ngl