I’ve Been Pretty Sick For The Past Few Weeks, But At Least I Got To Max My Relationship With Rowan

the butch man 🐍

my ig

Portrait Giveaway!!

Hi! Thanks so much for 150+ followers. I really appreciate it, so I thought I’d do a small giveaway :) There will be 3 winners and each one will get a portrait similar to the ones below. The rules are as followed,

1. must be following me – new followers are welcome, but please don’t leave when it’s over :’(

2. have your asks open. i’ll message the winners and if they don’t respond within 48 hours i’ll choose another.

3. reblogs and likes both count

4. if you win, i will draw a bust/portrait for pretty much any character, OC, friend/family, etc. etc. I can do blood/gore, and prefer humanoids, but i’ll try anything :)

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 20TH, 2018! Good luck, everyone.

Sketch dump!

twilight au where everything is the same but james is james charles

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

Don’t need naps

Can go on hikes for longer

Can be left alone for longer

Less fragile

Teeth don’t randomly fall out

Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over

Surprise fear periods done with

No more growing in size or coat

⋄☽ Destruction of Life ☾⋄

Fanart of Sesshōmaru, I LOVE this character so much and I felt I had to draw this fanservice illustration. I hope you like it!

Please don’t look the other way!

This time of year, open all the plastic bags, insulated cardboard boxes met. When you see on the road a bag with the impression that it contains something, don’t ride on it but stop by to check the content. Open your ears and eyes on the edge of the ditches, waste, collective garbage, whether in town or in the countryside.

Via Friends of Forks Animals

sunshine

"The moment you look into their eyes, and your heart simply... flutters."