I Can't Believe Home Depot Literally Produced A Wildly Successful Science Fiction Musical And We All

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

“My favorite genre of twitter is straight men reacting to Oscar Isaac”

ADHD brain be like “Oh I have a ton of free time, but none of the literally dozens of things I could do to fill that time seem Gratifying Enough to commit mental energy to, so I’m just gonna sit here dissociating for five hours while also singing Queen songs in my head probably.”

my working theory is that everyone who said they would leave tumblr after they banned porn really did leave for twitter and thats why tumblr has somehow gotten more bearable and twitter is now just. like that.

I got another request.

everyone shut UP!!!!

frog boots.

i have only watched one clone high episode ever,

not that active on twitter might be inaccurate