Kirishima Doesn’t Know How To Tie Shoe Laces So He Wears Velcro.

Kirishima doesn’t know how to tie shoe laces so he wears Velcro.

Tell me I’m wrong. Go ahead, I’m listening.

In fact I encourage you to debate me on this, I bet you couldn’t. Name one time he has not worn Velcro or slip on shoes.

His school shoes are Velcro, and could you guess what his hero shoes are???

Velcro.

Kirishima owns crocs for the gods sake. SLIP ON. S H O E S.

He was never taught how to tie his shoes, a true shame for his upbringing.

Now let’s take a look at official art, shall we?

SLIP ONS

Now look below

Ahhh, yes. Laces.

I know what you’re thinking, “oh, Dio, he is wearing laces therefore he mUsT be able to tie them”

WELL YOURE WRONG!!

Because standing right next to Kirishima in this official art is THIS MAN

(A blurry picture but besides the point)

And if you zoom out from that shoe picture you get this

A CLEAR IMAGE OF THEIR SHOES— and I know what you’re thinking again.

“Dio.... this means nothing. They are both wearing shoes, with laces..”

And you’re RIGHt they are both wearing shoes with laces. But what you failed to realize is that they are tied practically the same way.

Which means what?

That THIS man

tied tHIS MAN’S shoes

Therefore resting my case that Kirishima Eijirou cannot tie shoelaces.

Thank you.

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