Guy Who Wins At Poker Not By Being Stoic But By Bursting Into Tears Every Time He Looks At His Cards,

who will love you in my place if i am gone?

5/12

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

Wait guys I figured it out:

I stopped smoking in 2024. THAT IS THE PROBLEM ;__;

I JUST NEED A DAMN CIGARETTE

A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection, ca. 1970s.

when you're at olive garden and you -

i had to

thanks, silco

this is so dumb i love happy burger😍

There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:

They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...

2. ...or career overachiver.