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I blame you

Me: Can I barrow your glove?

Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly

(puts on glove)

Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!

BOA SA Lessons

EVERYTHING IS WRONG, COUNT IN YOUR HEAD

NEVER LOOK TO THE SCREENS

PERFORM MORE FOWARD THAN UP

DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES ON THE BUS AFTERWARDS

MAKE A HORNY BRASS PUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE

YOUR PRE-SHOW RITUAL MAY NOT HAPPEN WITH TIME CONSTRAINTS

YOU WILL CATCH EVERYTHING WITHOUT WIND

TURN OUT THAT LUNGE! YOU LOOK FABULOUS

THE TUNNEL IS UNNECESSARILY SCARY AND ANXIETY BUILDING

Weapon techs @ freshmen

Diary of a Wimpy Guardsmen: How to get kicked out of band but still be in band

Just Guard Things

Having an abnormally larger right arm

I joined guard after I tried joining the band program but because the school I came from had an infamously bad program the director sent me down to the guard. I was heartbroken because I had my mallets and a piece I had been practicing for the last few months. Regardless, In the end, I’m way happier in Guard.

Usually I’m not like this but please follow this blog I wanna feel like it’s actually good for something because I’m particularly excited about making it

The Pit Bus Was A Little Too Lit

We’re on our way to a UIL competition trying to quickly do all of our make up and suddenly the radio starts blaring.

The bus that the pit crew was on had its belt break and the bus started flaming; since the 2nd guard bus had the most space we were designated to pit up the crew.

When the bus stopped it was a mad dash to get eyelashes and mascara on, absolute chaos.

Then the pit comes on and they were in the back of the bus with the flag bags and stuff, I was the only guard child completely surrounded by pit members

And they were laughing about how much hair spray and glitter was in the air. This was fabulous

And surprisingly an interesting experience, being a freshman completely surrounded by Junior and Senior Pit crew.

What is this?

Is it normal to get super protective of your gear To the point where you will fight if you so much as see someone looking at your flags wrong?

Wind @ me while practicing