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Gilt bronze fragment from "the Temple Pyx", Germany, mid 12th century
from The Burrell Collection, Glasgow
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You're drunkenly stumbling home one night and from the duckboards through the booze haze you see the most scrumptious ass teasingly glide away deeper into the dark swamp. You follow, legs getting heavier and orientation more difficult by each step.
How many times that scenario has played out in Ditovo is not easy to calculate but it's likely not zero. The more sober locals will tell you that the slamreta, also known as "harlot of the lake", is not a malicious creature, it wants nothing to do with you in fact. This animal uses inflatable sacks on its hind legs to float on the water's surface perfectly still as it looks for fish or other small things to eat. It hunts using its sharp vision and plunges its long neck to reach prey. It's long tail is curled up to act as a stabilizing anchor. At sign of danger the slamreta can deflate the hind leg sacks to dive and swim away. It spends most of its time in water and will build a nest in-between reeds or other shore vegetation.
Less known than its Lincoln Cousin, the York Minster Imp is just as impressive and one time had door knockers and other souvenirs made in its image- York Minster, UK
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Jean Cocteau - Hollywood Sleep, 1953. Oil on panel, Pompidou Centre, Paris.