I Miss My Wife

My personal Wonderlust headcanon is that the people of Reclaim don’t name a kid at birth, they just call them random nicknames until they find whichever one sticks (usually taking at least two or three years).

Friends and family started calling him Blink because of his big eyes. Runt was obviously small and sickly, making her the runt of the litter. Pinch had a habit of grabbing people really hard as a baby. WD successfully got hold of a can of WD-40 as a toddler and drank some of it. Do we see the vision?

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

wait okay really fun news i may have started my first draft of my novel finally

”I would’ve kissed her” WE COULDVE HAD SAPPHICS IN TMK

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

Can I please have some fat fat frogs please? I hope finding pictures of cute fat frogs will make you feel a bit better

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

jaguar joe if he buck and dominic all performed together