Happy Last Same Year As It Was Yesterday 2024 Tuesday

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CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

So I started watching Steven Universe...

I’m on episode 15 now and I have to say, I really like this Onion guy

Both my parent’s are watching Harry Potter in another room, while I’m in my own watching Hollow Crown. The natural balance of the universe must be disturbed.

Leo continues to be the most unintentionally funny turtle.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

On this ides of March Caesar is an effigy. A figurehead. A symbol.

We ALL know who we are really stabbing

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"