HOW DO I EVIL BOOP

@outwards​ asked:

i give rosesquared kissy bc sucrose felt bold and even stumbled to get on her tippy toes and reach

rosaria heard her skittish footfall and prepared for the crash. planting her feet, she lets sucrose lean her entire weight against herself, one arm wrapped around her dainty waist and the other reaching for support. 

just as she steadies, soft, plump lips find hers and their mouths are pressed together in a tender kiss. she can smell the sweet flower in sucrose’s hair, laced with a hint of mint and honey.

sucrose’s warmth trembles in her hold, anxious fingers grabbing whatever hold they can find. rosaria has a lot of questions, but none of them is important enough to break the moment. she steps to the side and leans against the desk, just so she can pull her closer. 

kissing is nothing new to her, but it’s the first time she tries to soothe instead of stimulate. then, gently, she pulls back, soft eyes seeking a hint from the suddenly bold alchemist. 

“ was that supposed to happen? ”

this except it’s letting myself enjoy the things i wouldn’t allow myself in middle/high school

cross posting my own tweet because I’m right and tumblr would appreciate it more

Full on internal screaming when they bump into each other accidentally during Regency England.

Much external bickering. And telling people to go fall off their horses.

Everyone else absolutely gets the (right) wrong idea.

I’d like to thank the new event

It’d be so funny if aziraphale is polite to every snake he comes across just in case it’s crowley lol

im sick and cant take my meds bc ig i will die w my sick meds or smth and i am painfully under stimulated

i crave death

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

Zhongli and Guoba are so cute amandbna ahhhhh

I've heard the argument "well generative writing is fine as a starting point but you've got to make it your own". babe I'm sorry you never learned to write an outline maybe this hobby isn't for you.

saying blorbo in therapy and having to explain what a blorbo is made me want to die