I Love When Actors Ship Their Characters But The Subtext Is That They Really Want To Kiss Their Costars

why doctor got to be so slow ab getting ne meds grrr

Modern AU concept:

*grindr notifcation goes off*

Merlin: Arthur ... Why are you on grindr?

Arthur: Well, you said that I would return when Albion's need is greatest. But I can't do it on my own, so I thought I'll go and recruit some knights. And in the app description it says that you can find men on this app.

Merlin: ...

Merlin: okay then, carry on.

Bonus 1:

Arthur: MERLIN!!!!

Merlin: yes, Arthur?

Arthur: why do all these men want to bed me?!?!?!

Merlin: because it's a dating app. I told you about those

Arthur: oh... Wait, then why did you recognise the notification sound?

Merlin: ...

Arthur: Are you bedding men?

Merlin: I do have a life outside of you.

Arthur: *hurrying to open his phone*

*grindr sound goes off again on Merlin's phone this time.

Merlin: did you just match me?

Arthur: you can't have a life outside of me. I am everywhere.

Bonus 2: *weeks later*

Grindr sound goes off again.

Arthur: holy shit, I think I found Gwaine!!!

venti after reviving kaeya:

Late

TW: Very minor suicide implication

I really wanted to explore more of Diluc and Kaeya’s relationship. I see them as platonic brothers, but I don’t have an issue with anyone shipping them. You do you. 

This takes place a bit after ‘Forever Dreaming’ and I do plan to write an alternate ending to make it less depressing.

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Diluc, of course, heard about what happened. Kaeya had to kill Albedo with his own hands in order to keep Mondstadt safe. He knew the feeling of losing someone dear to you all too well, though he couldn’t imagine the pain of doing it yourself. He acted like he couldn’t care less, but he had to admit he was worried for Kaeya. Especially now. It’s been at least two weeks since the incident and Kaeya hasn’t visited his tavern once. Usually, he would always hang around either here or the Cat’s Tail, yet he asked around and no one saw him there either.

By now it was starting to take too long. He had to act. He did what he thought he would never do again and showed up at the Knights of Favonious headquarters. He headed straight to Kaeya’s office, but to his surprise, it was empty as well. He glanced around a little to try and find clues of his whereabouts, but all he found was an old picture. Of the two of them as children. Still happy and together with nothing wrong in the world. He frowned and placed it back down. He sometimes wished they could return to that. He also wondered why Kaeya would keep this in his office. It wasn’t relevant to work.

His next destination was Jean’s office. He was let in merely after a few moments of waiting. “Have you seen Kaeya recently?” Jean’s first question sounded.

This utterly shocked Diluc and he frowned once more. “That’s the question I came here to ask,” he said and crossed his arms, his gaze moving to the ground. “I haven’t seen him at the tavern since…,” He didn’t say it out loud, but Jean knew exactly what he was talking about.

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too many blorbos, too little time

it used to be 2007 you know

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

A loaf and her loaflings on the lake

Kaeya spends a lot of time working really hard to keep Childe from ever even talking to his brother, coming up with various sneaky plans to keep Diluc safe from this evil fatui dude who clearly doesn't deserve him

And then it ends with him discovering they were dating all along anyway

Ok, but Diluc thinks that Kaeya just wants to spend time together. And doesn't realize that it's a plan to keep him away from Childe.

So it ends up with Diluc stretching himself out, trying his best to spend time with Kaeya and Childe while also trying to do the winery work and his nightly activities.

And Kaeya discovers all this when Diluc just ends up overworking himself and falling asleep and missing his appointments with both Childe and Kaeya, so they just show up at Diluc's house. And find him sleeping at his desk. So it all comes out, and neither realized that Diluc was doing his best to accommodate both of them.

I believe a truce is called shortly after that.

Because well... Kaeya is honestly touched that Diluc was trying so hard to spend time with him. And Childe cares too much about Diluc and his health to really try and fight Kaeya.

since sherlock & co made lestrade a woman they should make her and mariana kiss