Derealization

i don’t mind // savannah brown

Jason comes back to life but instead of the Pit being rage, it travels with him as a very murderous but also slightly helpful voice in his head. (A lá Venom)

Pit: kill Tim.

Jason: No. We don’t do that anymore.

Pit: … kill for Tim?

Jason: Sure. I can get on board with that.

———

Pit: Drink water!

Jason: I’m busy.

Pit: You have not drank water in 6 hours and 42 minutes. Drink water!!

Jason: ugh. Fine.

———

Pit: Death. Death comes. Death comes to those who dare be insolent before us.

Jason: No.

Pit: Yessssss… let us eat our enemies.

Jason: omg NO. We are not eating Dick because he stole a cookie.

Pit: You are weak. You are a coward. Let us tear the cookie from his innards.

Jason: No. Remember how we stopped eviscerating two months ago. Dick is keeping his intestines just the way they are.

Dick: I’m sorry, but what?

Cass is out on patrol and sees Polka Dot Man trying to rob a Dollar General. After she shoos him away, she wanders down an aisle and soon finds the most absurd item in the store.

Cass, in full costume, approaching the cashier: How much?

Paul the Cashier, a fifty year old man who has been working night shifts in Gotham for over thirty years: Just take it. Christ.

—

Later that week:

Tim, stepping into the shower, sees this peeking out at him from behind his shampoo:

Tim: …okay

Tim, texting Cass: Did you give me a Rainbow Batman?

Cass: Pass along the Rainbow Batman for good luck

—

Jason, returning to his safe house after a long night, opens the fridge and sees Rainbow Batman standing knee-deep in his potato salad.

Jason: fuck is this

Tim, texting him seconds later: Pass along Rainbow Batman for good luck.

—

Over the next few months, Rainbow Batman circulates its way around most of the Bat-team. It bounces from Jason to Dick to Damian to Steph. Eventually it gets to Duke, who is tasked with presenting it to Bruce. He waits until Bruce is in a decent mood, then puts it on the driver’s seat of the Batmobile one night as they are all wrapping up a case.

Bruce, opening the Batmobile door: —thank you for your help, Dick. I know you’ve been busy. And Duke, I appreciate you altering your schedule for us. Steph, your intel was excellent. I’m very pleased with the outcome of this mission. You all managed to keep the insubordination at a tolerable level.

Jason, whispering to Dick: Damn, two thank-yous, a compliment, and only one passive-aggressive comment? Did he get laid or something?

Bruce, spotting the Rainbow Batman: I…

Bruce:

Bruce: This??

Bruce: Is this…

Duke, about to explain: Cass found it—

Bruce, clearly trying to process something, blurts out: Is this your way of telling me you all know about Clark?

Everyone:

Jason: called it

Emily Dickinson

Jason playing a guitar

29/06/17

“the gods keep stars in their pots instead of flowers my dear.”

Blue | Art | Quotes

I love Alfred and Tim’s reaction to Dick and Bruce about to fight.

Comic: “Batman: Gotham Knights #1”

'just take the picture robin'