Heroes Who Power Up Just As They're About To Be Defeated In A Fight Are So Funny Like Can You Imagine

Now this is my new ringtone

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Character A : Hey, uh, do you... Uh, do you know how to get rid of a demon you accidentally summoned?

Character B : Wait, why are you asking ME this?

A : ...How do I explain this without being offensive? Uh, you just really seem like you'd know this type of stuff.

B : I still take offense.

B : Let me get my spellbook real quick-

listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

TIMELESS: An alternate universe where all extraordinary creatures exist, such as demons, angels, goblins, and gods. Atsushi Nakajima, a normal high school student, finds himself caught up between his world and another when he stumbles across a lost ancient watch one day. Unknown to him, the powerful watch belongs to a man named Dazai Osamu, a reaper rumored to have only existed in books. As he is suddenly hunted down by others, thirsty for the reaper’s watch, he learns that it is not merely a watch, but death’s tool, a scythe. Powerless and overwhelmed, Atsushi has no way to defend himself from these greedy, evil beings. People, who he thought were his normal friends, reveal themselves to either be angels or followers of Dazai. They protect Atsushi for he is now the holder of death’s weapon and and must return it to the rightful owner, Dazai Osamu, himself. (I want to clarify that Dazai lost his scythe on Earth when he was doing “business “ aka taking people’s souls. Dazai is a silly klutz so he dropped it on accident and then it fell into the hands of Atsushi. Also, no other extraordinary creature can hold the scythe for it makes them delusional with power. Say, if a human like Atsushi were to hold it, it would seem like a useless watch. Humans aren’t able to recognize its true form and value).

AT LAAAAAST, MY LOVE HAS COME ALONG

Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.

Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.